In case anyone was ever wondering, here are a few facts of life:

- konstant can get down like WOAH. And has an amazing appetite. And body. Can I say that??* I just didn't get the impression that she is uhhh the way she is. NO NOT FAT definitely not fat, something different. Kinda threw me. But nice enough. And she is waaay better than

- sakurablossom, who is a fat head and looks like a man and is SUPER OBNOXIOUS.

- There is an assassin going around the 2nd, trying to off little girls. (Little chested anyway.) I'm sure the fine, distinguished police force will be able to stop him. Just like they stopped Masenshi. I'd bet anybody anything that I'm closer to finding said assassin. Even if I don't know his name. Because certain people who have information won't tell me. But I am on the case.

And alright I only know of the one case but it is an assassin in the making.


- And for the most important news of all, I have this awesome bruise on my cheek. ♥


*(DE.LETED. So deleted.)