Yesterday I nearly get my ass fired over a fucking typo. The hot seat is not a nice place to be, actually I thought my comments were pretty hilarious up until the boss pinched a loaf on my head.

Well the short version is life's too fuckin short. So Sassy pants is no longer banned from my journal. Because he's short and dainty and he wants his own reality show so he can take the lead in Alvin and the Chipmunks. I banned his ass because of calling me a pedophile. I got a temper too. But I stuck my foot in it for "using the wrong word" which i aint doin so the boss don't get on me again. *knows the boss likes riding him thinks he may have a crush on him or want to see him do porn - shudders at the thought*

I am in the mood to brake something! In a good way tho not like cracking open people skulls.. aside from Kakuzu he's a special case.. Sorry i missed you the other day.. Maru had the runs so i blew you off.. Shit happens.