Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Lena Jessen. And no, my name is short enough, if you're too lazy to say it then you have no business with me.
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Really? Clearly you've never heard that asking a woman her age and weight are big nos. Actually I bet later in this, already suspicious, questionaire you /will/ ask my weight.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Born in Chicago, but I've lived in Boston, Pittsburgh and Toronto too. So not all that patriotic but I will cheer during the olympics. Of course I will also cheer for other countries based on other arbitrary things.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Seb and Kayla, engineer and software developer respectively.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
No.
6. What is your occupation?
SHIELD scientist, the metahuman biology specialist.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
What did I say? See? Right there, the weight question. Honestly...
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Brown, blue.
9. What is your race?
White but I always found this question silly. Is this for stats purposes? I don't see why you'd care.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Actually, now it's more about the 'socio-economic class'. Money matters more than titles nowadays. Get with the times.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
No, and I doubt it. I'm more focused on my work.
12. What is your style of dress?
Casual and add the lab coat on top. It's for lab safety /and/ adds instant credibility.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Mostly minor scars that most people have. Though probably a few more than most on my fingers given how I mostly use exacto knives for paper cutting and watch TV while I cut stuff for cooking...
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Here's my health file while you're at it. Sheesh, privacy means nothing to you people.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Left. But given the way most things are designed and taught, I can do quite a bit with my right.
16. What does your voice sound like?
/Not/ how it sounds in my head.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Depends who I'm talking to.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I'm too sarcastic at times, a mean Scum (card game) player, and a giant nerd obviously.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Often enough, and rarely. I /have/ perfume but I can't bring myself to use it much. The bottles are too pretty.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Raised eyebrow or wry smile usually.
21. Do you use body language? How?
A bit.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
*just raises an eyebrow* Really?
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Eating the blueberries in muffin mix. They were far better before they were cooked.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
A lot. And yes, I was quite good at it.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Books, TV, movies, school, wherever. But you've got to know how to apply knowledge too.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Pretty fun actually.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
According to toddler me? Smart.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
As harmless as this question is, it's none of your business and on top of that, given the weight question I suspect this will get too personal fast...
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Aaaaand I was right again. That certainly escalated quickly.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Thankfully nobody notorious or it'd come up on the background check.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Getting hired for SHIELD
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Fury coming to my lab to offer me a job at SHIELD. Doesn't happen everyday.
33. What is your greatest regret?
None that are that big really.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
...The jail thing after the amusement park is up there
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?-
I work for SHIELD. I'll let it sink in now how stupid that question was.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I live in my lab, I hardly do much. And I am not privy to what my research goes into.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Right before showing SHIELD board people my research that'd convince them Fury was right in offering me a job.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Many places, not going to list them all.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
It's not clear what this question is asking. Straight?
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimistic.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Of course not.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
*sigh* So it's that sort
43. What is your greatest fear?
That sheer stupidity of some people will win out
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Stupidity, things not going right, and friends.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Neither, but we are selfish.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
I have my views but frankly as long as it doesn't affect me I don't care.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Depends what kind of gambling you mean. Harmless small ones between friends I'm very okay with but the casino and card variety is stupid in my opinion. Lying has its place and I don't do the last two.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I'd like to think they have /evidence/ behind them. But you defend your position but it's important to always evaluate the evidence and keep your mind open. Except when it hits a certain level of stupidity. Then just ignore them.
49. How much do you value money?
It's important. Underfunding is no laughing matter.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Use claims of 'science' to mislead people when it really is bullshit.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
I don't see why I'd be important enough that sacrificing me would do much for the greater good so this question is ridiculous.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
It's a cute idea.
53. Are you superstitious?
No.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
There's something a teacher once said regarding opinion that I liked. "You can believe you are a carrot. You can /really/ really believe you are right about it. Doesn't mean you are and that your opinion matters."
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I have filters. They tend to go down around people I know and when I'm being snarky.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
*rolls eyes* Every. Single. Person. Has. Them.