Hours? With your education level, I'm sure you think hours only last sixty seconds, but... sorry, big boy. That's not how it works.

From what I hear, a girl could get more pleasure from a hotdog.

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At least it's better than Loser Josh's tampon hanging between his legs.

I haven't had any complaints.

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Yeah. I wouldn't want to hang around and chat after that, either. Poor girls. I wish I was as lucky as you. I have to hear them pissing and moaning in the locker room about how let down they were.

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You think your stories can hurt my feelings? Go fuck your quarterback. Oh wait, you won't uncross your legs either. Sucks to be Ed.

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I'm so glad you brought him up. I'm sure he'll love hearing that you're concerned with our sex life.

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Nah. I'm the luckiest guy in the school. I'd say more, but our sex life is really none of your business.

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