11:43 pm - July 22 2011, noon In honor of someone's birthday, I thought I'd bring it back with a vengeance today.
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
LOSER Josh AKA Joshua Roberts
HI! My name is LOSER Josh and I'm the biggest fuck faced fucker there ever was.
I thought that I could get a girl, but I'm such a tiny HOBBIT prude I wouldn't know what to do with my pecker if it could walk and talk and give me directions.
It's so fucking small that I have to pee in order to figure out which hair is my penis.
Stupid assed mother fucker, probably cries while he watches fucking girl movies and has mommy issues, too. Shouldn't he be a senior this year? Add idiot to his list of faults.
Dear Loser Josh, I should kick your tool ass just for existing. Why don't you take those lips and that gravity defying hair and go suck a cock like you know you were made to do?
