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11:43 pm - July 22 2011, noon
In honor of someone's birthday, I thought I'd bring it back with a vengeance today.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK

LOSER Josh AKA Joshua Roberts

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HI! My name is LOSER Josh and I'm the biggest fuck faced fucker there ever was.

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I thought that I could get a girl, but I'm such a tiny HOBBIT prude I wouldn't know what to do with my pecker if it could walk and talk and give me directions.

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It's so fucking small that I have to pee in order to figure out which hair is my penis.

Stupid assed mother fucker, probably cries while he watches fucking girl movies and has mommy issues, too. Shouldn't he be a senior this year? Add idiot to his list of faults.


Dear Loser Josh,
I should kick your tool ass just for existing. Why don't you take those lips and that gravity defying hair and go suck a cock like you know you were made to do?

Get a life and DIAF,
Chris

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From:[info]ariannareese
Date:February 22nd, 2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
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You are a rude and inconsiderate child. I would have said man, but you are not. I would have said boy, but that gives boys a bad name. I hope that some day you grow up and realize that the things you say and the actions you take have repercussions. I hope for your sake that they are not so horrible that you can't live with yourself.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 22nd, 2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
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Child huh? So I give all human's a bad name by your little analogy there. The actions I have do have repercussions. Hopefully these idiots will back off girls I like that are out of their league and grow a pair. He needs to learn his place. He's not going to go out with my best friend's girl and not face consequences.

Baby this is the second time you've replied on my posts about the losers at our school. I think you're just looking for some excuse to talk to me. What's up? Wanna hang out on Friday?
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From:[info]ariannareese
Date:February 22nd, 2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
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How about you take this down and never do another post like this. Otherwise I will bring it to the attention of the principal. Also, I will bring it to the attention of an attorney. It's defamation of character, cyber-bullying (which is illegal), and just plain cruel.

I wouldn't hang out or go out with you if you were the last male on the face of the earth.
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From:[info]pinknpopular
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:16 am (UTC)
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You're kind of an asshole. Like this would be totally funny if you wouldn't have said all that bullshit about how my brother has mommy issues. You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Jerk.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:23 am (UTC)
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Whatever Leslie. You know this was funny. You've just got your knickers in a twist about the whole Robbie thing. Your brother is a tool. You hate him most of the time. Don't act like you don't talk shit about him behind his back to all of us.
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From:[info]pinknpopular
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:25 am (UTC)
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Fuck you, Chris. Just fuck you.
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From:[info]playwithfire
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:17 am (UTC)
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HILARIOUS! His hair's kinkier than mine!
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:21 am (UTC)
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I KNOW! It's like a jew fro.
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From:[info]knightinthedark
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:20 am (UTC)
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Chris if you don't cut this shit out you'll be riding the bench next year and no girl will want to be with you once they find out the tampon you're toting around.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:24 am (UTC)
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Tampon my ass. Whatever Andre. Take a joke.
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From:[info]knightinthedark
Date:February 23rd, 2012 10:24 am (UTC)
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It's not funny man. You went too far. That's enough. Got it?
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From:[info]southernbabe
Date:March 2nd, 2012 12:04 am (UTC)
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YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:35 am (UTC)
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Dirty words like that shouldn't come out of a mouth that pretty.

And I am not. He's a fag. Truth.
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From:[info]southernbabe
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:38 am (UTC)
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HE IS NOT A FAG! YOU ARE A FAG! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! JOSH IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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From:[info]luciouslibby
Date:March 2nd, 2012 12:05 am (UTC)
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I dunno. I would fuck him. Look at that cut around his hips. It's begging to be licked.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
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That's a little bit insulting, Libby. I thought you had higher standards than that. You go lick his hip, then come back here and fuck me when you realize how much a virgin tool he is.
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From:[info]luciouslibby
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)
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Sorry, baby. When guys like you are too busy making lame posts like this, who else am I supposed to lick?
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From:[info]prickhead
Date:March 2nd, 2012 12:06 am (UTC)
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Douchebaggins.

Fucking. Hilarious.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
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I KNOW!
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From:[info]girlnextdoor
Date:March 2nd, 2012 12:07 am (UTC)
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That's so mean! You shouldn't do this!
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:38 am (UTC)
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It's not mean if it's true. Loser Josh is a Loser!

And don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do.
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From:[info]girlnextdoor
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:40 am (UTC)
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You pick on others to make yourself feel better.

Girls talk. From what I hear, you aren't that great.
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From:[info]snobbybitch
Date:March 2nd, 2012 12:07 am (UTC)
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You never fail to make me laugh.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)
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Finally someone who has a brain. Love you!
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From:[info]snobbybitch
Date:March 2nd, 2012 01:41 am (UTC)
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Love ya, too, sexy. Stay funny.

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