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January 18th, 2025
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March 18th, 2012
| 04:30 am - August 18, 2011 4pm
I bring to you another installment of
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
This week?
( CHRIS LANDRY )
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March 6th, 2012
 | 01:58 pm - BACKDATED: July 22nd 6pm
[Private]
Mother fucker
It's taken me like 3 hours to write this.
You know I forgot that slutty little cheerleader was HIS little sister. So when I was at the small pool after I made the post, I didn't think about it when I walked behind the pool house to go to my car. She was the only one I knew there, so I was like whatever I'll head home, it was about 3, and I saw that fucking little curly haired jerk. I was like whatever Loser Josh, come to defend your little girlfriend?
That boy...
Shit. I had no idea. Intense. Let's just say I won't be going anywhere for a few days. He got in my face and threatened me so I pushed him and he was like you did NOT just touch me! And I don't remember exactly what happened, but I was against the wall and then I was on the ground, and Jesus I've never felt hurt like this before. It hurts to breathe and to move and just... Shit! I'm not going to forget the image of him standing over me breathing hard like that and telling me fuck with him all he wants but leave other people out of it. And if I ever threaten anyone again I'm going to need a lot more than my daddy's gun.
Then the fucker took a picture of me on the ground like that! With my shirt off all broken and bloody and bruised. WTF! Said if I don't stop he'll make sure everyone knows that it was him that kicked the shit out of me, the little quiet virgin who beat the shit out of the basketball star.
Fucker. Guess I'm going to tell everyone I'm going on the road with my dad for a couple weeks so I have an excuse to just sit here. I can't believe he had it in him. It's always the quiet ones right? Someone needs to put a pressure valve on him before he shows up at school with an Uzzi. People are wrong about him, though, that's for sure. I kinda respect the little bastard, if I wasn't lying here pretty sure at least three of my ribs are broken.
And the worst part?
He didn't even TOUCH my face. He was like I want you to remember this and walk around like you're not hurting so no one knows what happened to you.
Shit.
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So, I'm sitting at home, just chilling, kinda grounded I guess until Dari's party. This has been an eventful day. After Dari's party I'm probably going to go around with my dad until school starts. See you bitches later.
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February 22nd, 2012
| 11:43 pm - July 22 2011, noon
In honor of someone's birthday, I thought I'd bring it back with a vengeance today.
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
LOSER Josh AKA Joshua Roberts
HI! My name is LOSER Josh and I'm the biggest fuck faced fucker there ever was.
I thought that I could get a girl, but I'm such a tiny HOBBIT prude I wouldn't know what to do with my pecker if it could walk and talk and give me directions.
It's so fucking small that I have to pee in order to figure out which hair is my penis.
Stupid assed mother fucker, probably cries while he watches fucking girl movies and has mommy issues, too. Shouldn't he be a senior this year? Add idiot to his list of faults.
Dear Loser Josh,
I should kick your tool ass just for existing. Why don't you take those lips and that gravity defying hair and go suck a cock like you know you were made to do?
Get a life and DIAF,
Chris
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February 9th, 2012
| 05:27 pm - July 9, 2011 12 pm
Today I bring you a new series started by the one and only CHRIS LANDRY!
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
This week I bring you...
SPENCER LEWIS
HI! My name is Spence and I talk too much. I ramble on about bullshit that no one cares about. I like wring my hands and get all nervous for no reason. There's something dangling between my legs, but I don't know what it is or what to do with it. I even sit down to pee.
Dear Spence,
Grow a pair.
Love,
Chris
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January 23rd, 2012
 | 09:01 pm - Monday June 23rd, noon
Dear ladies,
I'm just sitting here, all alone, and thinking someone should entertain me. Best message gets a surprise.
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