Oy, you know, I think I actually like being a professor. I mean, who doesn't want to play Muggle sports all day?
Of course, my students Jesus, how weird is that to say won't be learning just Muggle sports, but we are at least spending a few months in that general area. I think I'm going to try to make them into my own miniature basketball team. It'll be brilliant.
You know they have to call me Professor Fenwick? Hilarious, considering I didn't even graduate--- That means there's an actual rule that bans the ridiculous shouting of 'BENWICKY!' every five seconds in my classroom, and I'm looking at you, Professor Potter, when I say that that applies to everyone who steps foot in my room.
P.S. This rule also applies to Frank Longbottom. In any capacity he can imagine.
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