100 Questions: Ashlyn Mabel Cooper
Part 1: The Basics1. What is your full name?
Ashlyn Mabel Cooper2. Where and when were you born?
Whittington, Wales; December 31st, 19613. Who are/were your parents?
Albert and Bernice Cooper. Mum is a politician. She's currently an MP, representing Gedling, Nottinghamshire in the House of Commons. We've got a small flat in London that Mum lives in while working. Dad is a lawyer, working in Nottingham mostly.4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
One sister, one brother. Julia is a year ahead of me in school; 100% muggle. She is finishing up sixth form, getting ready for A levels and such at Monmouth in Wales. I have no idea, though, what she'll do after she finishes...probably FEs and such. Tony (really Anthony) is 3 years younger than me in school; so he's in his 9th year. I think he's a bit unsure what he wants to do, but I know mum and dad will force him to finish through A levels.5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I live in the Ravenclaw 6th year girls dormitory. I don't talk to the other girls much, but Phoebe Smethwyck is my best friend. She's in my club and I'm in hers and everything is ace because of it. My family currently lives just outside of London. Well, Mum and Dad do, rather. Julia has her own flat in Cheshire where she works and Tony is in school still at Monmouth in Wales.6. What is your occupation?
I am currently a student, and completely content to continue doing such. I don't have a clue what I want to do after I finish school.7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
I'm pretty short, just 5'2 and don't have a high weight as a result, maybe around 95 or so. I have brown hair, but there's a few blonde streaks here and there. My eyes are this greenish murky brown color (mum always says they're the prettiest eyes she's ever seen). I refuse to wear anything overly revealing as I believe that revealing clothing is one of many ways that women set themselves up to make men feel superior to them. Unless I'm down to the last bit of laundry, I almost never wear my skirts. And the ones I do wear have been modified immensely so that they are not so short. I don't wear them down to my ankles, but I'm not going to hike it up to mid-thigh like some of the other girls at school. Outside of classes, I like to wear loose fitting shirts and jeans (so comfortable, elitist wizards don't know what they're missing out on). No tattoos, though I think it would be ace to get one. I've got a few scars, but they're not in places that people usually see (stomach, legs, around my collar bone). I do have a nifty one near my knee from ice skating; it's this bright white color because I was so pale and now everything but it tans in the summer.8. To which social class do you belong?
In the muggle world, my parents are well known and we're in the upper class. Wizarding world...I'd say that sometimes people make it seem as if I am a second class citizen, simply because of my parentage.9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm allergic to bull shit Anytime I eat cherry tomatoes, I swell up like a balloon. I don't do it often, but they're so good!10. Are you right- or left-handed?
I am left handed.11. What does your voice sound like?
Well, that's an odd question. How should I know what my voice sounds like, I'm hearing it differently than everyone else around me. But, if I were to ask Phoebe or Sieffre, they would probably tell me that it was moderately high pitched (but not to a really funny cartoon level). I am convinced that I sound strong and confident when I speak and no one can tell me otherwise.12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
That is degrading to women. I refuse to do that. Degrading, appalled, and annoyed...all very good words and phrases that I use...as close to frequently as I can think.13. What do you have in your pockets?
Currently I have my wand, my pocket feminist manifesto (yes, I have written myself a manifesto, thank you), and some knuts left over from the last Hogsmeade trip.14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
I think the entire school population knows me as that loony feminist chick. No, seriously. I'm so overly passionate about it at times and that's the only time anyone ever reads what I say and so it sticks. Part 2: Growing Up15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Normal for my parent's situation. Boarding school and nannies. I think my mum always got pity or some type of attention from other women because she had three children but didn't do the conventional thing and raise us all as a house mum. I don't resent her at all for it, though. She is making me proud by trying to break glass ceilings.16. What is your earliest memory?
I remember the election party from when mum first made it into office. There were all sorts of sweets and I ate so many that I became ill. I never realized until that moment that vomit could be so many colors at once.17. How much schooling have you had?
If you count nursery and such, I've been in school for 15 years now. 2 years of nursery, 1 year at a school in Nottingham before I started my 2nd year at Monmouth Academy. I was there for 6 years before I transferred to Hogwarts (which is also known as a private elite all girls school in Scotland when I am at home).18. Did you enjoy school?
No, not until I arrived at Hogwarts. Monmouth was much too restrictive and conservative for my tastes (looking back at it now). I love Hogwarts, though...I'm constantly learning and growing as a person.19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
At school. I know, that's such a general answer. But I literally grew up from the age of 6 at a school. I learned a whole lot there over the past few years.20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
Margaret Thatcher. Even though she's a tory, I admire her. She's the current leader of the Conservative party (mum's party) and even though she's a tory, she's voted for so many things that aren't within her party's lines. Legalizing homosexuality and abortion, for example. She is a strong woman in a position of power and I admire her for that.21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
Yes, very much so. I've clung to my sister since I was young and if it weren't for the fact that I'm at Hogwarts and she's...well, anyways, I would still be clinging to her today if I could. And since I was the one Tony clung to, I feel attached to him. I still send letters to him at least every other week. I owl them to Dad in the evenings when I know he'll be at home (he and mum are very strict about the arrival of strange birds bearing letters...something about the press or something), and then Dad puts the letter in a proper envelope and sends it off to Tony. I think he would secretly love getting an owl directly, but I don't think that would be the wisest thing for me to do, especially since he's at a muggle school.22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a politician, just like mum. I know, it's not exciting but I was young and didn't really think about anything. It's mutated a bit since then, and I think I'd rather end up a political activist than a politician. But...that's the muggle world. I still don't know what I want to do once I finish up Hogwarts. Perhaps being a player for the Holyhead Harpies, that would be so ace.23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Rugby, football, and I would never tell anyone else but I really loved music class and learning how to sing.24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I was very bubbly, loud, outgoing, and opinionated. I didn't take no for an answer if I truly wanted something, and I always found a way to bugger mum and dad into something if they were wary about it at first.25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I think I was a bit popular. I mean, I've been in boarding school since I was 7. I was always around the same group of girls and such. I was friends with the girls that played football and rugby (oh, I miss rugby something terrible)...never really got along with the petite, delicate flower sort of girls. Ballet class was my worst enemy. But I got along with everyone fairly well...just wasn't close to a few of them is all.26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
First kiss...oi, on the playground with little Jimmy Perchkey. My first year at Monmouth, actually. He fancied me and I think I went along with it because it was so fashionable to have a boyfriend. We were playing and I'd just fallen off the monkey bars and he came over, helped me brush off my wood chip-covered knees and then kissed me right there in the middle of everything.27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Yes, I am still a virgin.28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
I think coming to terms with being a witch was one of the hardest things I've done. Mum and Dad didn't really understand why I thought it was so important, but we eventually worked it out. They aren't ashamed of what I am, but because of their "fame," and the seriousness of me being er--abnormal? well, that makes them a bit weary of what to say to others. I'm going to a private, elite school for girls in Scotland, or so all our family friends believe. It was hard the first few months to get a grasp on what all of this really meant, but I'm so glad that I am now. I feel confident and happy. Part 3: Past Influences29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I'm sure most everyone says this, but finding out that I'm a witch was pretty important. I don't think it's alienated me from my family, but it certainly sets me apart and I can't imagine being in my sixth form right now, I really can't.30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Siân Robins; I joined the feminist club when I started here and we became friends pretty quickly. She taught me everything I know about modern feminism and I'm so glad that I turned out a witch (and that she did, too) so that we could meet each other.31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Co-founding the feminist club with a few other girls back in my 4th year. Siân Robins did a lot to make sure that things started off right, and I'm really glad for all the advice she currently gives on running it. She's a lifeline that I really enjoy having.32. What is your greatest regret?
Not staying as close to my sister as I should have. We've grown apart over the past few years; she's just so different than I am and we got into so many arguments about what was right and proper for a lady to do and to be. She's everything mum wants and everything that I can't stand about our family's society. She's eager to be the delicate feminine girl who does nothing wrong. And I've voiced my opinion about it so many times that I think she's taken it as me despising her.33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Hrm...Julie always had really long pretty hair when we were growing up, but mine never grew as long as hers in the same amount of time. It always made me cross, so once I chopped off an entire pleat of her hair because we were in an argument. She had to cut her hair super short as a result and wouldn't speak to me for a month.34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Trespassing and possession of alcohol. It happened in Wales; we decided to sneak off of school property to have some fun and we got caught. It was so worth it, though. Mother did have a fit, however and I got into a fair amount of trouble once I came home for hols.35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
I think I've been a bit on edge since I first started coming to school here. We don't hear about muggle news at school. I ache to know what's going on with my parents, but I don't unless I get a letter from them. It scares me to think that something could happen to my parents while I'm here and I would never know. On top of that, all of the turmoil that I hear about in the wizarding world scares me; things seemed so much simpler when I was a child and completely ignorant of the complications of being an adult.36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Ugh, cotillion over Christmas hols my 5th year. No joke, my parents made me dress up in a frilly gown and dance and be a "proper lady" for the night. They're too embarrassed to tell friends that I'm a bloody witch, but they don't mind putting me out on the meat market. I burned the damn dress after I was done with the whole event. Oh no, they're too well to do and to not have their daughter introduced to society in the proper way. Bullocks. I wasn't the only lawyer's daughter there, however. And mum was so proud when they announced her rank in Parliament. Thank Merlin they let me bring Sieffre with me as my escort. I would not have made it through the first half hour without him, that's for sure.37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
I think I would be closer to Tony in age. Maybe we would get along even more than we do now and the distance in age between myself and Julie might make things less tense between us. Then again, I've been told that sisters are often like this until both parties have grown and are adults, so maybe everything will clear itself up and it's all just a matter of time.38. What is your best memory?
For my sixth birthday, mum threw me a surprise tea party. All my friends came and we all dressed in these fancy dresses (mine was the best, though) and we had tea and had little cupcakes and finger sandwiches. It was the best party I ever had as a child and it's so cool to think back on it.39. What is your worst memory?
After we got the Hogwarts letter in the mail, Julie told me that I was going to go to Hell because I said I wanted to go to school. We grew up in a catholic household, so me saying that I wanted to "practice witchcraft" turned out to be a very big deal for her. I think we've grown past it since, but things were very rocky for a while. Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm pretty optimistic, even though people would probably say otherwise. I have hope for the future, but when I look at the present, I don't see what I want. I guess that makes me more of a realistic optimist, yeah?41. What is your greatest fear?
Manticores. As soon as we read about those things in class, I about died. I thought scorpions were bad enough, these things are a whole other category.42. What are your religious views?
I'm catholic. I haven't been a fully practicing catholic, though, since I started school here. That and I would probably feel guilt at what I am the entire time, so it's probably for the better that I've stopped. Even though I've learned so much about the history of magic, there's this small bit of me that still has faith in my childhood religion.43. What are your political views?
I'm a Liberal at heart, but I think I'd be willing to put myself behind Margaret Thatcher. She's not a typical Conservative. My mum and dad are both conservatives, and I think that they're pretty supportive of Thatcher as the party leader.44. What are your views on sex?
Well, I don't have any experience to base it off of, but I think that it's a great thing between two consenting parties. Forcing someone into a sexual relationship when they're not ready or when they don't want it is completely wrong in my opinion.45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I don't think that killing is acceptable at all, even to punish another person for killing someone (how one can justify killing someone for that reason is beyond me).46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Abuse someone physically, emotionally, or mentally.47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Absolutely. I think above all that there's someone out there for everyone and it's just a matter of finding them. I don't plan on settling for just anyone; I have to know with every fiber of my being that the person I end up with is someone who cares for me beyond words and would do anything for me, just as I would do anything for him. I want my future husband to be my confidant and my best friend, and I don't think that you can have a truly happy marriage or relationship unless it's exactly that way.48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Having strong beliefs and standing up for them no matter what comes your way. I secretly hope to have a family in the future, but I know how difficult it'll be to find someone that can realize that I'm not property and fully support me in my beliefs and thoughts. Besides, I'm not here to be no more than a baby machine and I'm not settling with anyone who thinks otherwise.49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I'm almost always honest, though if I fancy a bloke I don't tell them how I feel; that would be quite embarrassing, you know? No, I like being forward and honest about my opinions on things as a whole.50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Chauvinists. That's about it, though. Anyone who degrades women or tries to hold us back because of our genetic makeup doesn't deserve to hold a position of authority in my opinion.51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
Spend time around chauvinists. I do this because I have self respect and don't give two licks about what they have to say. I would never become a prostitute, either. But that's a bit obvious for me, yeah?52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
My feminist movement. My family, if I were defending them. Part 5: Relationships With Others 53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I'm pretty polite, but if they step on my toes and insult me with a very out there opinion on women or tell me to go to the kitchen and bake them something, I'm going to be rude.54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Most important person in my life? Obviously my family (and no, I'm not going to pick just one. they're a group package), but if I had to go outside of them...Phoebe. She gives me pretty sound advice when I'm in need. We're there for each other.55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Margaret Thatcher...and my mum. They're both such influential women. I know that mum isn't as high ranking as Margaret, but she's still one of the few female members of Parliament! Mum has this way of commanding a room and grabbing everyone's attention that I admire very much. There are aspects of her that I disagree with that I won't go into right here, but she is certainly a strong woman and that very much appeals to me.56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
My friends are Ingrid Catchlove, Christian Entwhistle, Phoebe Smethwyck, Iris Conway, Sieffre Robins, and Siân Robins. My best friend would have to be Phoebe. She's very chatty and not completely like me, but we complement each other well. Sieffre is in a very close second to Phoebe for best friend; he's like a brother and at the same time there's something so different about him, but I can't put my finger on it. Ingrid and Christian...I don't want to describe them, it hurts too much. Iris is very shy and quiet but she's friendly. I've helped her once or twice with Transfiguration. As for Siân, she is wonderful; she is outgoing and never wavered (and probably still doesn't) in her beliefs. She taught me a lot of what I know about feminism and I look to her as a role model in a way...she's inspiring and insightful and funny and charming.57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Nope, no spouse or significant. But, my ideal future spouse (if I ever find someone good enough) has to be accepting and supporting of my feminist beliefs and I have to know that without a doubt that he believes in me and won't do anything to compromise my strength as a woman.58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I think I'm in love right now, but it's kinda hard to love someone if they don't love you back, you know? At any rate, I've never been truly head over heels, but I secretly hope for it.59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Someone caring and understanding and funny and just right for me. I have to know that they believe in me and they support me in my opinions and my moral values. I probably wouldn't have a 'lover' anyways. I'm more of a there's one person out there that's right for me and I just have to find him first.60. How close are you to your family?
Not as close as one might expect. If Mum and Dad had been around more when I was growing up, then perhaps. But they were always so busy with their careers and...well, you know. Boarding school and such made things difficult as well. I am close to Julia and Tony, however, because we ended up clinging to each other through primary school. It was the hardest thing for Tony, I think, when I left for Hogwarts. Julia is so much older and I don't think he felt as comfortable going to her for advice or whatever he needed.61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
No, not yet. I would love to start a family, but not right now because 1) I'm still in school and 2) I'm not currently with anyone. Nor is anyone particularly interested in me. So, no family yet.62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Sieffre or Phoebe. That's what best friends are for, right?63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Well, first off...I don't need protecting. But if it came down to it and someone had to be chosen to play bodyguard, I'd say Sieffre. He's trustworthy and is a friend and could probably take everyone I know in a fist fight. He would never just jump out and defend my honor, though, unless he knew that I actually needed it. He knows that I like to fight my own battles.64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
My family and my friends. The Quidditch team, most certainly (because I'm so groovy on the pitch, you know).65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
Right now...Ingrid Catchlove because I'm insanely jealous of her and I hate her for it. Overall on a grand scheme of the world, however...I would have to go with Hugh Hefner.66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I argue until I'm blue in the face, especially if it's a topic that I'm passionate about. I have confidence in my beliefs and will not compromise them for anything in the world.67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Yes, I like being the head honcho. I think I do a decent job at it, too, all things considered. No one's complained at club meetings at least.68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Oh yeah, I love it. Center of attention is my sort of thing, you know?69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really--well, I take that back. I don't want to be known as this big bitch or anything...I don't really like the labels that girls give each other.Part 6: Likes And Dislikes70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Reading about historical feminists, like the suffragists and all of the political movements. I follow muggle politics, too...even though I don't think it affects me as much as it used to.71. What is your most treasured possession?
My most treasured possession...probably all of my posters that I've kept from Feminist club promotions. I think they're so wonderful, to be honest.72. What is your favorite color?
I like the color blue. It is not a "boy color" and I am not going to let them steal a color that amazing.73. What is your favorite food?
I love chocolate ice cream. And anything chocolate in general, really.74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Oh, I love reading all of the historical suffrage papers and the documents and feminist books in general. My mum gave me this book from the Poldark series and I rather like it.75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Oh goodness. I love muggle entertainment so much. Movies, music, bowling! Oh my goodness, I miss bowling so much! I love the Beatles (I know that many people say this), but I also love Gladys Knight, Gloria Gaynor, Natalie Cole, Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross. I could go on and on and on, but I think I'll spare you.76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I don't use drugs. I don't smoke constantly...just when I'm around bad company from back home. I do drink when I'm away from school, and I'm generally good about doing it in moderation.77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
I spend my Saturday nights studying--usually with Sieffre, now that I think about it. It's too dark for a lot of Quidditch practice. If it's over holidays, I go out to movies with friends.78. What makes you laugh?
Jokes from friends, a really funny book. Sometimes I laugh when I see someone trip in the hall but I feel a guilty about that one. I laugh when people assume that I cannot do something on my own; I am a very capable individual, thank you very much.79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Women who stay in abusive relationships, men who abuse their wives/girlfriends/fiancees/sisters/mothers/friends, chauvinism, inequality of gender, stereotyping and stigmas placed upon women, childbirth without medication. Arranged marriages. I think that about covers them all.80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
I'd write out a full feminist manifesto and expand on some of my ideas that I've already written out. On top of that, I would read biographies for all of the key suffragists and important women from the past (so amazing).81. How do you deal with stress?
I rant. To no end. To Phoebe and Sieffre, mostly. If it's really bad, I might have a smoke. Or a drink, but that's only if it's catastrophic.82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I'm super spontaneous. If I think of something, I usually act on it before having a second thought or doubts of some type about it.83. What are your pet peeves?
Chauvinists. Erm, people who chew with their mouths open. Girls who gossip incessantly (I have to really overlook this in Phoebe sometimes). Part 7: Self Images And Etc. 84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
A normal day is usually a school day. I get up and take a shower, then run down to grab a quick bite of breakfast before going through classes. If I have free time between lunch and dinner, I head to the library to study before going to the hall for dinner. After that, it's either Quidditch practice or planning out the next meeting for the Feminist club. On Saturdays I usually try to go out and play football if there are others interested, but it doesn't always happen. I don't mind if the routine is disrupted because that means something exciting has usually happened. Random occurrences happen for a reason, at least in my opinion. Or, rather, I suppose that makes them not-so-random.85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
My unwavering faith in what I believe in. I will fight for what I stand for, for my moral fibers, probably until the day I die if I have to. Because I believe it's the right thing to do.86. What is your greatest weakness?
Chocolate. Hah, not really. Erm, my greatest weakness would probably be my blind faith in something when I believe in it so strongly. It'll probably get the best of me in the future.87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I think I'd be less crazy about things all the time...I think that people wouldn't look at me so funny all the time if I were more able to explain what I'm saying without being in someone's face, you know?88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I'm very extroverted. I love being the center of attention and will fight for it if necessary.89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Oh dear...I'm a mix of both, really. My desk is 100% clean and organized. I have to know where all my study materials are at all times to function. But my closet and the rest of my room? Not really. I could use some help getting those in order...and caring about them being in order.90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good: quidditch, transfiguration, and mathematics. Bad: being "proper", herbology, and sciences in general.91. Do you like yourself?
I love myself. You have to love yourself otherwise no one else will ever appreciate who you are, in my opinion.92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
I'm not really heroic or adventurous, to be honest. But...I believe in what I do because I think it's right. And I don't usually sugar coat that.93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Fair wages for working witches. And world peace! I'd also like to find a job where I can give back...help others. I'm more of a humanitarian than I think anyone really realizes.94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I'm torn--I don't know if I'll pursue a muggle position with an activist group (how groovy would that be though!) or if I'll find something in the wizarding world. I have no idea what I want to do with myself next year, I can't think of what I want to do 5 years down the road!95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I would die taking out as many chauvinists as possible.96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Lose my virginity to someone I know wouldn't gloat about it afterwards, protest something by chaining myself to the door (probably a large corporation that holds women back in the work force), and eat a whole lot of chocolate ice cream.97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
I think I'd like to be known for my strong moral values--mainly, being a feminist--and for not wavering from them.98. What three words best describe your personality?
Strong, independent, and hopeful.99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Intense, dedicated, and well...probably annoying. I really get into my feminist movement, you know.100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
Ashlyn, I know that you fancy him and that you think he's a great catch, but Christian Entwhistle...well, if I say it any other way you won't follow my advice. He's a womanizer and kills baby animals. Stop liking him, Sieffre Robins is much better for you anyways. He's a feminist (in the most manly of ways) and he really does fancy you. Just...don't do anything stupid, please. *please note that Christian does not actually kill baby animals nor is he a womanizer. I am telling this to Ashlyn so that she will build a bridge and get over it.
