creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-04-03 01:16:00

eight; thursday, december 25th, 1997.
[ PRIVATE TO MELINDA ]
How opposed are you to ~~pink~~ feathers?
[ /PRIVATE ]

Merry Christmas, I guess.

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	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-03 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Not very opposed. Well, I guess it depends on what they're on? Why? Also, what do you want for Christmas? I feel like shit for not asking sooner, and rather on the actual day. Merry Christmas to you, too. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-03 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Nothing, I was just wondering. It doesn't matter. Surprise me. Got any good gifts this year? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-03 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh, really? I suppose I'll believe you. I'm not very good at surprises... ~~pink is--~~ ~~What's your favour--~~ Pink is your favourite colour, right? Out of curiosity, of course. Good gifts? Hardly. Parents sent money. And I think they were talking about a new owl, as if I need one of those, when I have a nice cat. Hm. What about yourself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-03 10:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll manage. I'm not nitpicky when it comes to presents and hey, my favourite colour is green, not pink. You should accept that owl, I'll make it special. And no, I haven't got anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-03 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I will... it's a possibility. I could've sworn your favourite colour is pink, due to the little sign-thing you have at the end of your bed that sparkles, is pink, and has your name on it. So misleading, Malcolm, I'm ashamed. I'll think about it. How would you make it special? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 04:05 am UTC (link)
	See, that's why you shouldn't make assumptions. My favourite colour has always been yellow. Have you seen Charlie's owl? Or Dean's? Hard to miss, those two. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Malcolm.

mcr
2008-04-04 04:35 am UTC (link)

I know, I know. Terribly sorry. So, a bright yellow, like the colour of a canary, maybe?

Unfortunately, I have, yes. I'd appreciate if you didn't do anything to an owl I may or may not get, though. I doubt it'd appreciate your... show of affection. Someone already made my cat fucking sparkle. No idea who, but I've decided against asking. Should I? Or was it you?

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	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 04:44 am UTC (link)
	More like blue, like a bluebird. Buzz killer. I'd like to think my works of art appreciate their new appearances, and hey, I think your cat looks happier now that it has some colour in its life. Not that I had anything to do with it, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Malcolm.

mcr
2008-04-04 04:46 am UTC (link)

But you just said that yellow is your favourite colour. Make up your mind, Baddock, or I'll get you something that's in a hideous colour. Or, even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it), I'll get you something in the Gryffindor colours. How tragic!

No, they probably don't, I'm sorry. If the animals could laugh at one another, I'm sure every other one of them would be laughing at Dean and Charlie's 'works of art,' as you put it. Did you put Charlie up to colouring my cat? The poor thing looks like she's scared to leave from underneath my covers!

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	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. I made up my mind! How about orange? Pink? Purple? Ever seen a rainbow? And fuck no, nothing red or gold. What are you getting me, anyway? What do you know about animals and sparkles, Melinda? And I did no such thing! Why do I always get blamed for this shit? Give it time, it'll get used to it. ~~Evie's owl did~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Malcolm.

mcr
2008-04-04 05:11 am UTC (link)

I don't like rainbows; they're too happy. I'll stick to the Gryffindor colours, I think they'll suit you quite well. And you'll see soon enough!

Apparently nothing... but still! You get blamed because you're notorious for doing foolish shit like this! If you let animals stay their natural colour, I doubt that anyone would be blaming you for things you 'didn't do.' Cat will not get used to looking radioactive, though.

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	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:16 am UTC (link)
	If you use the Gryffindor colours, I'm feeding my present to your very pink, very scary cat. Exactly, you can't speak for them. And just because I went and turned Charlie's and Dean's owls queer, doesn't mean that every shit happening now it's my fault. And they were just TWO owls! And in my defence, Dean asked me to make his purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Malcolm.

mcr
2008-04-04 05:19 am UTC (link)

But they would suit you so well! Come on, the gold and red would mean you're supportive of all houses, not just your own. My cat is purple, too, not pink.

I'm still suspicious of you... because you would do that. Is that your way of letting your friends know you love them? Making their owls look homosexual? And if Dean asked you to jump off of the Astronomy tower, would you?

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	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:26 am UTC (link)
	That would make me a liar. I'm not a liar, Melinda. Pink, purple... both look good with sparkles. I would, but I fucking didn't do it! Yes, that's exactly how I show my friends I love them. Is that why you want me to take the blame, then? And only if he jumped with me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Malcolm.

mcr
2008-04-04 05:29 am UTC (link)

Where's your Hogwarts spirit? So ashamed. But no, nothing looks good with sparkles. At all. Are you gay? Has the queer rubbed off on you yet?

I'm sure you didn't! I can keep going all night long, Malcolm, but I doubt you'll convince me that you didn't turn my cat purple. You caught me. I was hoping you were the one to turn my cat purple so that I can feel the love that you give so easily to males. I must not be up-to-par, and that, Malcolm, is tragic. You're also a fool.

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	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Where's yours? Pink and purple do. And I'm only gay for Charlie, and Dean sometimes. But I'm straight the rest of the time. Fine, Bobbin. Go ahead and blame me if it makes you feel any better about having a creepy cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't need Hogwarts spirit. Oh, well, that's reassuring. I think you lean more towards the male persuasion, though. You're the one who turned my cat creepy! I KNOW IT WAS YOU, BADDOCK, AND I WON'T GIVE UP. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Fuck you. What's with you wanting to make me gay all of a sudden? Go ahead and prove it was me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Not right now. ~~Because I--~~ ~~Fuck if I kn--~~ No reason, just curious. I think your past track record is proof enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:50 am UTC (link)
	There's nothing to be curious about. No, that's hardly proof. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course there isn't. I beg to differ. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Then stop with the questions. Fuck damnit, I didn't turn your cat purple, okay? I didn't do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 05:55 am UTC (link)
	So touchy. It's kind of endearing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
	You gave me a headache. Come kiss it better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Too much thinking must hurt. Where are you? Common room, as usual? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Melinda baddock 2008-04-04 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Fuck, why are you so mean to me? I don't do anything but love you. I'm in my room. If you're coming over, please don't bring your cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm. mcr 2008-04-04 06:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm not being mean to you! I've never done anything but love you, either. If I were to come over, I doubt Cat would leave from underneath my covers to come see you, don't flatter yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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