creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-03-16 20:57:00

six; sunday, december 7th, 1997.
Am I the only one who thinks that women are a right pain in the arse? They're all whiny and high maintenance and bloody complicated and they steal your best friends. Bloody nuisances is what they are.

No offence, of course.

[ PRIVATE TO MELINDA ]
You're still staying with me for the holidays, right?
[ /PRIVATE ]

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kennicot
2008-03-17 04:48 pm UTC (link)

I don't think we're bloody nuisances! I think that we can be quite delightful, though I daresay that both women and men get too caught up the in the pretenses of the gender expectations befallen on them, which you would think in the wizarding world, we would have been able to shed because magic is not stronger by gender, it is based on the strength of the person, not physical of course, but the intangible strengths. Gender politics is so fascinating, don't you think? I think they should offer a class on that here, like an elective or a special course for a few weeks, and I would love to have the Headmistress teach it, and I think that she should teach for at least a few minutes as her animagus because she is so incredibly amazing with her cat, though if I were an animagus, I would hope that I could be a hippogriff or at least a canary, for I so would love to fly, wouldn't you?

Do you like my hair this colour? I very much do.

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	baddock 2008-03-17 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	You lost me at 'delightful,' but I agree wholeheartedly. Yes, it looks pretty. You should make it sparkle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kennicot
2008-03-17 05:21 pm UTC (link)

Oh! Yes! Wouldn't it be lovely if I could do that! I wonder: would you charm glitter and then affix it to your hair? Or in the charm for the pink, could I ameliorate that charm with a sparking colouring type spell? This is my new project, after I am done with my studies and my prefect duties for the day, thank you for your brilliant idea, Malcolm! Have you dyed your hair before? I think you would look lovely with orange hair, I think it would suit you very well with your complexion and also your personality. I think most people would do well with a little bit of spark in their lives, which coloured hair brings, it's like a reminder to have some fun and merriment that we all seem to forget, don't you agree?

I am very ready for lunch. I wish they served turtle soup, that's one of my favourites, with a little bit of orange sauce. It's divine!

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	baddock 2008-03-18 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, you make a very good point. I agree with you. Again. ~~Now, please shut up~~ Turtle soup? But the poor turtles. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kennicot
2008-03-18 01:25 pm UTC (link)

I know it seems sad since turtles are so adorable and I do love to race turtles when I'm at the river, but isn't it the same as when we eat something with meat in it? I personally find cows to be the most wonderful animals, so cute with their spots and their tongues and the way that they moo! I think non-magical cows are brilliant, but I am very fond of mooncows, especially since mooncow hair is a part of my wand. Have you ever seen a mooncow dance? They are so lovely, Malcolm! They spin and they leap and they even do a pas de chat that would rival any prima ballerina on any stage in Europe! I think it should be on everyone's to do list to see the mooncows dance once in their life, that and to see a dragon fly, which I already did at the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to Harry Potter.

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