Whatever assholes put whipped cream and I think peanut butter on all the doors in Roanoke last night can go eat a dick. The whole dorm stinks. Fuck Halloween!
Those little Shenandoah pricks are getting way too brave! I definitely got fucking peanut butter on my favourite shoes last night and someone's gonna pay to have them dry cleaned one way or another.
Yeah that's her but you know actually on second thought I'm actually kind of a lush so maybe it wasn't her. Probably just someone else! I drink too much. Yeah.
Well if you were wasted you might be wrong. I don't want to beat on some bitch without a good reason. Shit, I thought I'd actually found out who did it, I guess I need to ask around some more.
jesus fuck you owe me one. not like i couldnt take that cunt on or nothing but WTF dude, i can't believe you fucking sold me out!! if you do it again i'm telling the headmaster you touched my puss.
It is pretty funny lol.. that girl is hella pissed at us man. We need to blame somebody else! If they have a suspect then they won't even think about us. Or like, that was my plan. Is my plan.
ok FIRST we aint getting caught and 2nd its fuckin halloween they expect you to do stupid shit its not like we let off a fucking bomb in the parking lot.