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Whatever assholes put whipped cream and I think peanut butter on all the doors in Roanoke last night can go eat a dick. The whole dorm stinks. Fuck Halloween!
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ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 02:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Fuck where didn't we hit Roanokes are gunna kick my ass- I think it was like, that sophomore in Shenandoah. Yeah man.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those little Shenandoah pricks are getting way too brave! I definitely got fucking peanut butter on my favourite shoes last night and someone's gonna pay to have them dry cleaned one way or another.

What did they look like?
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 02:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Uh, not like me? I dunno like, she's like a kid. Short hair, plays quodpot? I think? Really filthy mouth?
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know the one you mean! That jumped up little shit can pay for my fucking shoes or lose her teeth.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shit- uhm maybe you can ask her to pay for them without.. violence? I mean she's like ten.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
She's like, a grade younger than me! Do you know her then?
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't like know her. We're not like, best friends. Or something. I guess.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
How do you know it was her anyway? Is she that girl who dresses like a guy?
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah that's her but you know actually on second thought I'm actually kind of a lush so maybe it wasn't her. Probably just someone else! I drink too much. Yeah.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well if you were wasted you might be wrong. I don't want to beat on some bitch without a good reason. Shit, I thought I'd actually found out who did it, I guess I need to ask around some more.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah that's probably a good idea. What immature people, huh?
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wouldn't give a fuck if it didn't smell like fermented cheese in the whole block.

AND my shoes were designer! They were actually my sisters I'll never be able to afford more.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL Sick. Sounds like my sister's feet.

That's.. unfortunate.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gross!

Who would even waste good peanut butter like that? Maybe if it was crunchy I could understand, but smooth? Assholes.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Right? She's pretty disgusting!

Dude, crunchy is the shit. Don't hate.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is so wrong, I guess you like bits in your orange juice too? Some people...
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
What? Pulp?? No, fuck that shit.
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I guess at least you're not all bad! Why do they even make it with that shit in?
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
For mutants to drink, I guess?
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mutants can get fucked, it's like the worst feeling in the world when you pick up the wrong juice at breakfast and start drinking it!
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
It feels like drinking hairy juice.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

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YOU ARE SO DEAD
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Fucking fuck- IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

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SHE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IT WAS US YOU STUPID DUMBASS
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

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I'M SORRY I PANICKED SHE SEEMED REALLY MAD AND IT WAS KILL OR BE KILLED
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

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jesus fuck you owe me one. not like i couldnt take that cunt on or nothing but WTF dude, i can't believe you fucking sold me out!! if you do it again i'm telling the headmaster you touched my puss.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

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WHAT.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

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lol its pretty funny tho right? fucking dog shit on the teacher's porch looooooooool
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

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It is pretty funny lol.. that girl is hella pissed at us man. We need to blame somebody else! If they have a suspect then they won't even think about us. Or like, that was my plan. Is my plan.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

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lol fuck her whats important is we had fun. how about w blame that junior? you know, the fat one who smells like baloney?
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Yeah.. yeah I guess I did have fun, didn't I? If I don't like die, maybe it'll be okay!

You think? I guess, she seems capable.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

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babe you were like, laughing so loud i thought you were going to blow everything.

would ppl believe a fat kid wasting food tho? LOL
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

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I felt black ops, it was kind of the best. Being bad is kind of exciting. But what if we get caught for real?? That teacher was probably pissed..

Lmao you're so fucking rude.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

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ok FIRST we aint getting caught and 2nd its fuckin halloween they expect you to do stupid shit its not like we let off a fucking bomb in the parking lot.

fuck you i aint rude!
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Okay I guess but if we do get caught, I'm saying you cast imperius on me..

Sorry but you are!!
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

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fuck if i could cast imperius i'd get you to go down on me not waste it on stupid shit like this lol!!

when have i ever been rude?!
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

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See? That was rude lol and kind of gross.. you know I get like arrested for that right??? And I'm like, not into that.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

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its not rude its a compliment! besides it wouldnt matter if yall were into it or not! i wonder who would be charged for rape..
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

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That's like, what you call a conundrum.
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol are yall talking about me?! why does everyone jump in and blame me! i was at the party all night, i got witnesses and shit!!
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
My mistake, obviously!
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
you can ask fucking Dani she will cover vouch for me!!
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I bet she would!
garbagepailkid From: [info]garbagepailkid Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I heard it was that fat girl who looks like John Travolta! she just went totally crazy.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh that's crazy! Some people's like.. kids, right?
babyface From: [info]babyface Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
that bitch is going down.
ojandtostitos From: [info]ojandtostitos Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah man fuck her.
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