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Evalyn Rose Carter-Vaughn ([info]ass_ass_in) wrote,
@ 2009-07-10 19:15:00


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Just a friendly warning- If anyone so much as starts to formulate the thought to tell me 'Happy Birthday' tomorrow, they will regret it.

I'm going to be thirty in three years. Thirty. I'm going to be fucking thirty in three years. Oh my god, I'm nearly thirty.


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[info]knowsecrets
2009-07-11 05:06 am UTC (link)
I suppose we'd better cancel the surprise party in that case.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
Do you have a death wish, Butler?

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[info]knowsecrets
2009-07-13 01:48 pm UTC (link)
Of course, god forbid anyone find out that you actually age like a human.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-14 10:50 pm UTC (link)
It's my best kept secret, and let's keep it that way.

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
Why are you turning that old?

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-13 06:07 am UTC (link)
Obviously the entire 'having a death wish' thing runs in your family, brat.

I've never been a fan of birthdays, darling.

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
So you're old. It explains a lot.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-13 06:11 am UTC (link)
John, I really hope your brother doesn't mind, but I'm going to have to kill his only child...

Watch yourself there, kid.

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[info]charmandchance
2009-07-13 09:03 am UTC (link)
What does that make you now, twenty-seven? Oh yes, it's definitely time to invest in some wrinkle cream.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-13 09:48 am UTC (link)
You'd know all about that wouldn't you, Jameson? You're pushing, what? Thirty? Thirty-five?

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[info]charmandchance
2009-07-13 09:50 am UTC (link)
Darling, at this point, you should just be happy you lived to see twenty-seven.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-13 09:53 am UTC (link)
It's good to see that those raging hormones haven't affected that lovely wit of yours.

What would we do without you around to keep us all young at heart?

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[info]forget_me_not
2009-07-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
You might wanna delete the voicemail I sent you before you listen to it then.

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[info]ass_ass_in
2009-07-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
It would have been nice to get this message before I listened to said voicemail, but for you I'll let it pass, MacKenzie.

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