Lucius Malfoy, bitch (apresdereve) wrote,
@ 2009-02-10 20:55:00

There is a distinct reason I keep all of my clothes under lock and key, and it's not because they are extremely valuable.

Lily Marie Evans, give me back my boxer shorts. NOW.

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	huffing 2009-02-11 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Is there a reason why Evans has your underthings? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Because her underthings are so poor in quality that she needs mine, I reckon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huffing 2009-02-11 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Do you also reckon that she might be an underwear collector? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, if she was I'd be terribly flattered, then. But I really don't think she is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huffing 2009-02-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Then why would she be stealing your underwear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I don't pretend to know how a redhead's mind works. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	allisenvy 2009-02-11 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Lucius. Good guess on the name, but not quite. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:06 am UTC (link)
	What is it, then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allisenvy 2009-02-11 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Alice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I Really? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allisenvy 2009-02-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	No, it's because you're worried someone will see the size label and realise you're charming us into thinking you have a 28inch waist when it's really 45inches and you have glamours to hide it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
	What an incredibly rude thing to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
	My dear Lucius, I am terribly sorry, however you must share your reason for locking them up - especially in the Slytherin dorms where everyone has the greatest respect for you - I have no idea why anyone would want anyone else's underthings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, because they're very valuable, and I am very attached to my underthings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that great feeling of loss for things must have started at an early age. Poor thing. Also, I promise not to try humour in future, and will stick instead to books and sarcasm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	huffing 2009-02-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
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	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Have I rendered you speechless Cissa? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huffing 2009-02-11 04:33 am UTC (link)
	No, you've made my day just a little brighter, Andy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad I can help without even trying. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	epans_ves 2009-02-11 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Why do you keep them under lock and key? Are there, how do the muggles put it, ah... tread marks on your under clothing? Wait.... Did you just put here that Lily has your boxer shorts? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry are you asking a question? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	epans_ves 2009-02-11 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I asked more than A question. But forget the answer for the first two and just answer the third. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me, who are you to ask me such a question? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	epans_ves 2009-02-11 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I am curious, is all, just how someone in Gryffindor could be accused of holding a pair of your boxer shorts that were "under lock and key". There are others of us in the dorm and if our house has been compromised defensive actions must be taken. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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