"Its true. I wonder which one they're going to run with - you steering the entire parade into the bar from the lead float, or the one where we were kissing? Don't worry, they didn't get any of the skinny dipping. That was all in the rooftop pool we broke into after the bar."
"Seriously? You're a genius billionaire heiress, and sneaking into a couple bars was the worst you've done? I'm going to have to take you out more often."
"You have a reputation to live up to. Too many other billionaire princesses are grabbing way more spotlight than you. Last night was just catching up a little."
"Make a successful enough product, and no one will care. Look at your dad with Stark, and where he came from. Most of the most renowned genius inventors and world changers were perverts or total oddities of some sort."
"Excellent. Not that this place is that bad, but the food is terrible. You sure you don't want to get in a gratuitous women's prison shower scene before we have to go?"
Anya put her head in her hands and groaned. She really hoped this was just Kelly trying to get a reaction out of her and that it didn't actually happen.
Its Kelly. And she's getting a reaction. So... hard to say, really.
"Don't worry, red. It was just the kissing... and the skinny dipping... all of your bruises are from ninja fighting, not... other recreational activities. Probably."