I would not! I'd eat most of it, we'd just have to smoke more weed. Sounds fair to me?

Oh shit yeah, I don't know how much longer they're gonna have those.. not that I care, because then it's time for gingerbread lattes!!!! Fuck yes.

[Private to Sera]
I was not going out with him then and I can't believe she fucking told you I knew she fucking would god fucking damnit and if that's the story she told you, then she left out a lot of details. We're It's complicated.

You don't think I know I deserved it though? I don't even want to go anywhere with you anymore, but I will for dad. You're an asshole.

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Doesn't sound fair for me if you get us busted, or worse banned from IHOP?

OMG those are amazing too. I pretty much love all the specialty holiday drinks haha. See we can get a long too we just need something we both like.. like delicious spiced lattes

[Private to Tatum]
I didn't say that was necessarily one story just a list of things you've done under the head messing category. She told me you kissed her and slapped at the apple picking place and you completely started it. Is there more to it?

What she was drunk but it not like she made up a bunch of lies. You can deny all you want that anything ever happened but it doesn't mean it didn't.

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You don't get banned from IHOP for smoking weed, doofus. Who do you think their main clientele is? They're like Denny's.

Yeah, you're not so bad when I stand to gain half of a cup of frothy goodness.. you're okay, kid.

[Private to Sera]
I'm done talking to you about this. Just because your friend has a like, super hard lady boner which by the way doesn't sound appealing at all for me doesn't mean my personal life is like, your business. Whatsofuckingever.

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I just don't want to smell like weed, okay? Especially at practically breakfast time.. And on the Lord's Day. And what if we offend someone and they feel it's their duty to call the cops or something? You know what people are like.

If we get arrested I called not it on explaining to mom and dad right now. It's on one of you two. I'm claiming you guys talked me into it.

[Private to Tatum]
Whatsofuckingever yourself you don't have to talk to me or listen but it doesn't make me any less right:PP

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Calm down, dude. Have I like, ever been busted before? Has Rath? So fucking chill. It's seriously all good, what the fuck does the day of the week have to do with anything??? All smoke all the time, girl!! Get real.

If we get arrested, I'll take full responsibility. Maybe they'll disown me and get it over with- Okay?

[Private to Sera]
Keep telling yourself that. Like I've said from day one, you don't know shit so get lost.

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No way! You're crazy, it makes me way too tired. I'd rather make it a treat.

I guess then.

[Private to Tatum]
You're right I'm completely wrong about everything.

I'm really happy for you and Sam.

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Life's a treat, am I right?

[Private to Sera]
Fuck you- Yeah thanks.

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