Eat breakfast? Across the table from you?? But I'll hurl!

Just kidding. Sorta. I guess we can go.. like, if you guys want to. But we should skip church and go right to I-Hop and get eggnog pancakessssss, right?? Right.

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Shut up with all the level-headed advice aren't I supposed to be the big sister here- uh yeah I talked to her already. It's okay or whatever. I'm not really mad. I guess.

Uh thanks though. I mean, like if I was.. going to think about that, it's nice to know your care. Or whatever. Like sometimes.

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Whatever! You better be kidding Tatum. >:| Anyway you're the one with the terrible table manners, elbows on the table much?

I think we should all do church maybe just this once, I definitely second I-HOP though. I think they have candy-cane ones now too!

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Really? When? I was kind of worried you wouldn't, I'm definitely glad you did though. You're lucky too. I think Hunter would have been out to get you soon, Mack`s been driving her pretty crazy apparently.

Seriously though, that's definitely awesome you're not that mad.. so it went okay and everything? I know I drive you nuts trying to set you up with her all the time but it's not for my own amusement if that's what you think? I genuinely just know both of you really well and honestly think you'd work, and she'd be a good influence on you. I mean hypothetically of course if you were gay or she was a guy I guess haha either way.

It's no problem. I meant what I said. And that's not fair I always care, too much, maybe, that's my problem? I give loving, sisterly advice and criticism, it' not my fault you don't like hearing it.

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Uh yeah well whatever yourself. I remember one time you ate your dessert with your salad fork so like, you're not perfect either! In fact, I don't think you even really know which order to use your utensils in, for shame.

Dude don't forget pumpkin spice. Maybe I'll roll a cannon and get both!

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I dunno, a couple of days ago? Why are you so nosy? And it's fine nothing happened, why would it? I just said whatever, forget it.. I'm not stressing myself out over her. She's over it, I'm over it, whatever.

And fuck you, cos you give bitch advice, but sometimes you're not bad. And sometimes it's what I need to hear.

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I was seven that wasn't my fault and outside to inside, for shame!

OMG that sounds amazing too actually. We should get a couple different kinds and split them up so we can try a bunch. On different plates obviously though, since I'm so repulsive when I eat.

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I'm always this nosy? And I didn't say anything would have happened, why are you so defensive? haha Seriously though I'm glad everything's chill.

Over what though? The fight right? There's no way Mack's over you? Do you think you guys are going to hang out or anything again?

I give bitchin' advice you mean, top notch! You'd know that if ever listened. :P

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Hahah OKAY I GUESS but only because I really didn't know it was outside to inside either. I just usually hope mom isn't looking. I'd use my hands if I could, who eats fries with a fork besides her?? Nobody, that's who.

Well, I am afraid of your cooties but I guess I already have whatever you're carrying.. so I guess we can split. Evenly.

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I'm not defensive. I'm fine.

Yeah, the fight. Except it wasn't a fight, it was her being an asshole. But she said she was sorry so like whatever, forget it ever happened. I guess. I never really hung out with her, you just always put me in awkward situations with her.. but yeah, sure.

Sorry, even if I wanted advice from some bratty kid, you wouldn't even be the first kid I picked.

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Only if there's gravy! If not even I'll eat fries with without a fork haha. You'd eat everything with your hands though if you could that's the difference.

Of course evenly. That's the other reason were splitting it up first so you can't just get baked and eat it the whole thing. I bet you wouldn't even save me a bite if you could get away with it.

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You're right it was just her being an asshole, sorry. There was stuff leading up to it though Tatum, you weren't completely innocent and everytime wasn't my fault. You can't actually be that in denial? You've hung out with her on more than one occasion when I've had absolutely nothing to do with it. What advice I may or may not have given her beforehand is beside the point

Who would you pick then? No one gives better advice than me except maybe Rath but he's not a bratty kid..not that I am either--

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I just don't see any reason to dirty a perfectly good utensil when I can just eat finger food all of the time.. like pizza rolls.

You know me too well. We'll cut them right down the middle, kay? But you're paying the bill, big baller! I know you got a buttload of cash saved up.

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Don't you think I know that already? Jesus fuck, you don't have to remind me-- I guess whatever. She's funny sometimes, but she's an idiot. I have a boyfriend, remember? Not interested.

Just anybody but you, tbh!!

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What? why do I have to have to pay for everything? That's because I don't waste all my money on weed. I'll buy brunch I guess but gas, weed and Starbucks afterwards is 100% on you.

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No I don't remember. You never tell me anything. So Sam's like your boyfriend for real now? And you're admitting you can't be around Mack without stuff happening. If it wasn't an issue, you could hang out with her and be her friend, and not cheat on Sam. if you actually liked him

Then tbh why are you still listening to me now? I some level you must like my advice, actually I'm pretty sure you just said my advice isn't that bad.

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Because I just said, you're the big baller! You don't spend any money on weed so- Yeah yeah, I got that stuff. I think I still have a Starbucks gift card actually with a few bucks on it..

Salted caramel mocha, y/n?

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Yeah, for like a while now.. uhm, almost a month? Sort of? And I never admitted that exactly said that, fuck off. It's not about me, it's about her. She obviously likes me, and I just.. I dunno, it's awkward. Would you want to hang out with a guy who liked you all the time, when you're with Jenny? It's no different, you know. It's weird.

Well, it's not like it's easy to make you shut up. You know where I live. And isn't bad compared to like.. what else is available. You're the semi-best in a bad situation.

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K deal then, but you aren't allowed to get anything expensive.

Idk maybe? Do you think they have candy-candy hot chocolate yet?

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No not really I guess. I could probably still hang out with him though and be his friend, if I wanted to. Him liking me wouldn't matter unless I felt the same way.. or I guess if it really bothered Jenny or something.

You're just lucky I guess?? haha and I thought it was a compliment. Why am I even so bad anyway? I'm just trying to help. If you're happy with Sam though that's what matters I guess. And I guess I'm happy for you. If that's what you want though stick with it, you can't keep fucking with Mack's head, especially knowing how she feels.

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Whatever, if I was buying it I'd let you get whatever you want, cheapskate.

If you mean candy-cane, then yes.

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Whatever, you know what I mean.

And I'm not trying to fucking with her head. Shut the fuck up, you don't even know what you're talking about.

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I wouldn't take advantage though. You'll order the whole damn menu and eat practically nothing.

Haha yes I meant Candy-cane!! I think I'll probably get that then. Or a maybe pumpkin spice latte since they probably won't have it anymore after thanksgiving.

[Private to Tatum]
If you don't want to date her than don't but someone liking you isn't necessarily a reason not to try to be their friend. It happens.

You don't call making out with her when you were going out with Sam, or at least said you liked him, slapping her across the face, hanging out with her one day then treating her like garbage the next, messing with her head?

It's no wonder she went off on you.

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I would not! I'd eat most of it, we'd just have to smoke more weed. Sounds fair to me?

Oh shit yeah, I don't know how much longer they're gonna have those.. not that I care, because then it's time for gingerbread lattes!!!! Fuck yes.

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I was not going out with him then and I can't believe she fucking told you I knew she fucking would god fucking damnit and if that's the story she told you, then she left out a lot of details. We're It's complicated.

You don't think I know I deserved it though? I don't even want to go anywhere with you anymore, but I will for dad. You're an asshole.

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Doesn't sound fair for me if you get us busted, or worse banned from IHOP?

OMG those are amazing too. I pretty much love all the specialty holiday drinks haha. See we can get a long too we just need something we both like.. like delicious spiced lattes

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I didn't say that was necessarily one story just a list of things you've done under the head messing category. She told me you kissed her and slapped at the apple picking place and you completely started it. Is there more to it?

What she was drunk but it not like she made up a bunch of lies. You can deny all you want that anything ever happened but it doesn't mean it didn't.

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You don't get banned from IHOP for smoking weed, doofus. Who do you think their main clientele is? They're like Denny's.

Yeah, you're not so bad when I stand to gain half of a cup of frothy goodness.. you're okay, kid.

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I'm done talking to you about this. Just because your friend has a like, super hard lady boner which by the way doesn't sound appealing at all for me doesn't mean my personal life is like, your business. Whatsofuckingever.

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I just don't want to smell like weed, okay? Especially at practically breakfast time.. And on the Lord's Day. And what if we offend someone and they feel it's their duty to call the cops or something? You know what people are like.

If we get arrested I called not it on explaining to mom and dad right now. It's on one of you two. I'm claiming you guys talked me into it.

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Whatsofuckingever yourself you don't have to talk to me or listen but it doesn't make me any less right:PP

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Calm down, dude. Have I like, ever been busted before? Has Rath? So fucking chill. It's seriously all good, what the fuck does the day of the week have to do with anything??? All smoke all the time, girl!! Get real.

If we get arrested, I'll take full responsibility. Maybe they'll disown me and get it over with- Okay?

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Keep telling yourself that. Like I've said from day one, you don't know shit so get lost.

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No way! You're crazy, it makes me way too tired. I'd rather make it a treat.

I guess then.

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You're right I'm completely wrong about everything.

I'm really happy for you and Sam.

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Life's a treat, am I right?

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Fuck you- Yeah thanks.

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That sounds like a great idea in theory. You both going to try to be on your best behavior though?

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I thought I was already the best big brother ever? Though sure, shoot. What do you need?

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This is like, my best behavior.

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Okay, maybe I should restate that. How long can you two be on your best behavior? Because I want to enjoy my waffles.

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I'd say two hours tops? You can't ask me to go in for more than that. I'm only human, dude.

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I see your tolerance for each other has been going up. What gives? You two been hanging out without me? : P

Though two hours is good enough for me.

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I just realized that if I spray her down with some perfume or something, it at least takes care of the smell. It increases my tolerance by another 45 minutes at least.

Two hours counting church though. And that takes a hundred years.

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Just as long as you don't spray it in her eyes.

I think we should just skip church. Breakfast is going to be a strech, and I want to have an uninterrupted nap beforehand.

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You suck, I don't even stink.

And thanks Rath for sticking, a she doesn't stink might have been nice too. I do appreciate that she at least won't blind me now though. :']

We have to go to church, that's the point. If we don't go dads going to ask us all about church and I refuse to walk back into his house after three months with nothing to say and not a single story to tell. I'm also more than capable of conducting myself appropriately in a restaurant or where ever for however long it takes if it means dad doesn't catch on.

I'm not going to start a fight in public. And some bickering doesn't count, that's to be expected.

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I figured it went without saying that you didn't smell, but I'll be sure next time to correct that. Besides, would you rather me stick up for you or make sure you're not blinded? : P

Always our overachiever. All right, we can go to church then, but you two are going to have to promise not to say anything about my napping.

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She smells like a principal's office.

And I won't say a word, duh.. I'm bring the 3DS.

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She does not.

You got any new games recently? Maybe I could stay awake for once.

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She kinda does.

Naw man, last thing I bought was Ocarina of Time. To be honest, I'm kind of disappoint at the shitty selection so far.. I might get Nintendogs [AND CATS].

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C'mon Tatum, you're better than that.

They're probably all hung up on that new Wii thing they're coming up with so they have no time for games. Which sucks. : (

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I am pretty great sometimes.

I ain't even gonna knock the Wii U till I see it but I want more games, why did they do such a push on the 3DS and then drop the ball ughhhh the games are only like, between 30 and 40$ which makes it worse cause I'D BUY THEM IF THERE WERE ANY.

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I wouldn't, that's how you get caught!!

I agree on skippage but the killjoy down there doesn't seem so keen on it.. maybe I can survive a sermon or two. But your nap. :(

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What if we make a deal? If we go to church without fighting, maybe we can smoke afterwards? As long as we absolutely, like no chance at all, won't smell when we get to the restaurant I don't care.

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I was going to smoke anyway, but that does sort of sound like a fair trade..

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My nap indeed. : ( But if we're going to smoke I'll just nap then, so it'll be win win for everyone.

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If I wasn't just as lazy, I'd point out what a bum you are rn lol maybe we should smoke and nap in the car and Sera can go in and then tell us everything we missed, bring us like wine and confess for us and stuff.

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Lol it must run in the family. Or at least on dad's side.

I wish it worked like that, but Sera's right. We should all go. You know dad is a master interrogator. He'd be able to tell if we just napped in the car somehow. If he didn't already install a camera in it.

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You'd think he'd give us more of a break if he came from such lazy genes. :[

I know and omg don't say that shit, do you know how often I think about that?? Not just the car, like.. anywhere. And not just dad.. like, anyone. I don't like secret cameras. It's an entirely creepy concept.

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TBH he's probably in denial that he gave us those lazy genes and probably just blames it on us. The nerve.

There are secret cameras everywhere. The average person gets photographed about a thousand times each day without them knowing. FYI. : P

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Sounds about right. I don't really remember if grandpa was lazy..

DUDE shut up I can't even deal with that shit. I think about that all of the time, I hate like.. even security cameras, when you walk in and see yourself? Fuck. And I always feel like security guards follow me in every store cause I look like a kid even though I'm not doing anything.

Long story short, I don't care for secret spies. :(

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I promise to be as long as she is.

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I was wondering if you weren't too busy if you could take me into the city to try for my drivers license.. and maybe out to practice sometimes too. Mom said they'd buy me a car too but I have to start learning first. No speeding and stuff though. You have to promise to atleast try to show me the correct way.

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She said she could be good for two hours. I can expect the same from you right?

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I've never too busy to help you out. And I do drive the correct way! ... Just I'm very fast about it.

Though sure, the least I could do is teach you how to really be in control of your car and not drive like an old lady. It will be fun. : D

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I'm sure I can manage that. :P

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Awesome thanks. I don't know what day yet though. Is there any that works better for you? I was thinking sometime before we go home for thanksgiving.

That's exactly what I need, I'm not speeding but I want to actually know what I'm doing. I can't stand seeing people driving who you can just tell are completely timid and clueless. If that was as good as I could drive, I think I just wouldn't.Hopefully it's not. That can be more dangerous than someone like you who speeds really, at least you know what you're doing.

It'll definitely be fun though.. as long as I don't kill us.. or you don't kill me for not listening to your instructions lol :DD

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I know you can.

Though did Tatum mention anything to you about our new Thanksgiving movement? We were thinking of dressing up in costume for it, since I didn't get to dress up with the two of you for Halloween. What do you think?

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Saturday morning work for you? I could try to get up before ten, but no promises.

I'm glad you see it my way. All the schools will tell you to be a defensive driver, but even if you're the best defensive driver in the world, you still have to share the road with a bunch of jackasses who think they can drive and people who don't even know how to use a turn signal. I'd rather teach you to be offensive, so that you can react to different situtations.

Don't worry, I don't think that you'll drive like an old lady lol. Or kill us. I'll start you off in an empty parking lot and little streets until you feel comfortable enough to go on a main road. Lol little sis I wouldn't kill you for following my instructions. I'm just glad you asked me to teach you how to drive. : D

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