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Alucard
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22 September 2009 @ 04:10 am
[text] Here to help  
Hey old man. I'm assuming you're getting it on with that blonde I saw heading for your room. I'm also assuming that your phone isn't too far away, so the chance of her getting the benefits of the vibration seems high. I'll keep it up because I owe you for that game of Jenga you helped me win last week. That was classic.
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Alucard: [normal] vampire[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey
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Alucard: [normal] vampire[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey
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Alucard: [normal] vampire[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey
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Alucard: [normal] vampire[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey
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Alucard: [normal] vampire[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey
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Arthur Hellsing: I lost my number...[info]arthur_hellsing on September 22nd, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
Dude. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm trying to sleep.
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Alucard: [normal] do i dazzle you?[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
Oh? Finished already? Damn, that was fast. She should ask for a refund.
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Arthur Hellsing: Drink up![info]arthur_hellsing on September 22nd, 2009 09:31 am (UTC)
I wasn't with anybody, dumbass. That was a maid. You've seen her like 80 times.

Today.
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Alucard: [normal] oh right![info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)
Huh. Coulda sworn she was Miss Tuesday.

Oh well, since you're up, how about bringing me some pancakes?
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Arthur Hellsing: Now it's a party![info]arthur_hellsing on September 22nd, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)
Oh you are the worst kind of asshole.
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Alucard: [girly] profile[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:43 am (UTC)
What? I just figured you'd be in a generous mood since I just tried to help you get laid! It's not my fault you couldn't make it happen!
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Arthur Hellsing: Professional[info]arthur_hellsing on September 22nd, 2009 09:46 am (UTC)
You are such a liar. You know Miss Tuesday is a redhead. Besides, it's Friday! You just wanted pancakes, you bastard.
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Alucard: [normal] smoldering eyes[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 09:56 am (UTC)
Look, it's not my fault that I can't keep up with your consorts, or that you're alone on a Friday night. It's not like you give me a calender down here or anything.

Jeez, for an Englishman you sure aren't very polite.

But pancakes do sound pretty great right about now. Have them down here in 5 minutes and maybe I'll forgive you.
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Arthur Hellsing: I lost my number...[info]arthur_hellsing on September 22nd, 2009 09:57 am (UTC)
Go fuck yourself. I'm going back to bed.
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Alucard: [normal] getting dressed[info]alucard on September 22nd, 2009 10:50 am (UTC)
Hey, just because you're reduced to that doesn't mean I have to be.
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