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Queen Takes King - [text] Yo Shinigami
While the empires burn down
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[there's no response until walter walks into the basement, rails Alucard in the face, then walks back up the stairs.
five minutes later, a text message:]
excuse me did you say something
five minutes later, a text message:]
excuse me did you say something
[silence; the basement door opens and walter chucks the phone AT ALUCARD'S HEAD then slams the door shut.]
Bloody cocker.
Bloody cocker.
[He rubs his head where a giant red spot is forming, calling after him.]
Come on, baby, I just wanna love you!
[He notices there's likely not going to be an answer and gives Walter's phone to Kevin, where they exchange dirty text messages for the next eight solid hours.]
Come on, baby, I just wanna love you!
[He notices there's likely not going to be an answer and gives Walter's phone to Kevin, where they exchange dirty text messages for the next eight solid hours.]