CAN I NOT HAVE ONE CHILD--JUST ONE--WITHOUT SOMEONE MAKING UP STUPID SHIT

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS ANOTHER WOMAN INVOLVED

I failed English in primary school and I still could have come up with less stupid wording than that. How retarded do you feel now?

You know, PHINEAS, when I say I don't want any more shrimp,

I MEAN I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SHRIMP!!!!

So, healers out there! Is it possible to get like, some crazy tropical flu thing on an island that doesn't even have any like, crazy natives? And, you know, is like totally tiny and that people normally live on and stuff?

I am hoooooooooooome!

And no one gets presents, because there are no gift shops on YOUR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND!! But I did find some really sparkly shells on the beach if anyone wants one of those, I guess!!

Ohhhh my shit

OH GOD ONLY SEVEN MORE HOURS UNTIL I'M OLD!

OH MY GOD WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S HAPPENING

THEY'VE NEVER LOST BEFORE---WELL I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM LOSE BEFORE

WHAT IF FINN LOSES HIS JOB

ARE WE GOING TO BE POOR?

WHAT DO I DO HE'S ALL---WEIRD AND SAD AND---

I'M GOING TO DIE THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD

:(

THE BELLS GOT A NEW PUPPY IT HAS A CUTE LITTLE HEART ON ITS SIDE A HEART MY GOSH NOT FAIR NOT FAIR

SEVEN WEEKS, THERE IS ONLY LIKE SEVEN WEEKS UNTIL THIS WEDDING AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING WHEN CORMAC WILL NOT STOP ASKING ME TO PLAY OR---OR WANTING FOOD---OR NEEDING SOMETHING WHY DO KIDS ALWAYS NEED SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, HE UNDERSTANDS THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH SO WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT MUMMY IS BUSY RIGHT NOW, GO PLAY WITH THE DOGGIES, BABY WHAT IS SO HARD I SHOULD NOT REQUIRE A BABYSITTER WHEN I AM SITTING AT HOME I AM NEVER HAVING ANOTHER CHILD EVER


SO! I have cookies and I bet someone out there wouldn't mind taking them and a hyperactive one-year-old in return for a tiny tiny TIIIIINY favor! :D

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