alfredo (alfredo) wrote,
@ 2009-07-21 00:32:00

OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR
OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR
OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR
OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR
OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR
OLIVE HORNBY IS A LIAR.

And that's all I have to say about her false scores and her false heart.

No but really, I'm very bored. Someone owl me or come over? Please? Very please? We can do something exciting like find one of those nuclear atom bombs and drop it on Germany, and then dismantle it once we've realized our mistake we can dismantle it like they do in films.

I'm so bored. Where is everyone? Isn't it school yet? I want to play Quidditch. Now. Stupid home.

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	mcgoogles 2009-07-21 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I reiterate. Shove it, Potter. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Don't call me Potter, it's very upsetting. And you keep telling me to do that, but I won't... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-21 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Why? It's your name, isn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 06:52 am UTC (link)
	How would you like it if I called you McGonagall?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-21 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I would prefer it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 06:56 am UTC (link)
	You would do no such thing, Minnie. Minnie. Min. Minnie. Minerva Minnie. Isn't that better? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drury 2009-07-21 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Does saying it six times make it true? Or are the capital letters the magic ingredient? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Capital letters, obviously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drury 2009-07-21 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	So the repetition serves no purpose save annoyance? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-22 04:51 am UTC (link)
	It's called "fun." Something to be had when the stick is removed from the arse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drury 2009-07-22 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Really? How fascinating. I didn't recognise it hiding behind all that tedium. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-21 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	ALFRED POTTER IS ANNOYING. And I don't even have to say it multiple times to get it across to people, it's that OBVIOUS. Get over it, Fredo. I got better scores than you. Deal with it. And what is this about my heart being false? It's never false. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Never mind that. Never mind any of that. Something awful just happened and I need to talk to you at your earliest possible convenience. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-21 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Whaaat? Fredo, your urgency and seriousness baffles me. What could possibly be more important than my being better than you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	HEXED TO OLIVE alfredo 2009-07-22 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Minnie came and she KISSED ME and she said it was awful and I'm very shellshocked and delicate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hexed to Al. olivebranch 2009-07-23 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Uh. what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmeren 2009-07-21 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	ALFRED POTTER IS A SLYTHERIN POSING AS A GRYFFINDOR. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	AM NOT STOP SAYING THAT (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmeren 2009-07-21 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	PROVE IT (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-21 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	I WILL GET YOU THE SORTING HAT AND MAKE that PROVE IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmeren 2009-07-21 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	HOW? YOU GOING TO STEAL IT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drury 2009-07-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's a very convincing pose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmeren 2009-07-22 02:04 am UTC (link)
	You think so too? This could be a problem~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drury 2009-07-22 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, I'm quite taken in. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cormacbagman 2009-07-30 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't know why you're so eager to lose in Quidditch, Alfred. You know we're the superior team. (Reply to this)