let's face it -- fanfic, be it an indulgent pleasure or something you take very seriously, is fun. and what could possibly be better than finding a short-and-sweet ficlet based on your favorite pairings or ideas? it's simple:
1. comment anon. or don't.
2. name a fandom, a pairing, and an object that you're kind of into that might be sexy.
3. anon should deliver, should they feel up to the challenge.
4. ???
5. profit!