Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2007-12-29 21:08:00

Current mood:

cranky

001. 09/22/97
What do you do when a second year has a crush on you and follows you around every bloody place you go? Merlin! This girl has been every place I've gone all day long. She thinks she's being sneaky, hiding around corners and under tables, but I see her.

She just came up to me a few minutes ago, put a cupcake in my hand and ran off. Know what it said? "I <3 You". What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Well, besides eat it, of course.

I know I'm irresistable, but really, a second year? Merlin, help me.

In other news, I've finally finished my Transfiguration homework. Bloody stuff took me hours. But thanks to Hermione I started it. And now, I think, it's the perfect time for a chocolate frog. Cupcakes and chocolate go well together, don't you think? At least this cupcake didn't contain a love potion like the last sweet I ate from an admirer.

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	pansyesque 2007-12-30 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Since this second year is clearly a figment of your imagination, I'd advise that you splash your face with some cold water to wake yourself up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:13 am UTC (link)
	You just wish you'd gotten to me first, Parkinson. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pansyesque 2007-12-30 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Unlike the fawning children that you dream up, Weasley, I have taste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Of course you do since apparently you'd like me all to yourself! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lonqbottom 2007-12-30 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You tell her that she's not being very nice. I'm not sure how polite it is to follow others around. What does that mean? What was on the cupcake, rather. it looks like a sideways ice cream cone. Er (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Means "I love you" but with a heart instead of the word love. And I told her to leave me alone but she won't take a bloody hint. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lonqbottom 2007-12-30 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I...think I get it! I reckon it's a deformed heart? She sounds sort of scary, really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:47 am UTC (link)
	She is. Very scary. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2007-12-30 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Instead of complaining or finding it completely annoying, you should be flattered that a second year finds you charming, Ronald. After all, twelve is the age when most girls start noticing those of the opposite sex in a more romantic way. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Flattered? A twelve year old has a crush on me and follows me like a puppy and you want me to be flattered? Get real, Hermione. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2007-12-30 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's certainly better than being rude to her by telling her to - oh, what's one of your common phrases? "Get lost?" It's not as if she's trying to harm you in any way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Really, Hermione, you underestimate me. I fully intend on letting her down gently. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2007-12-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I, for one, would like to know what would've happened if that cupcake was poisoned, if she used a poison that would kill you slowly...or quickly. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I checked the cupcake before eating it. I learned my lesson from the last time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2007-12-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	My, that was rather brilliant thinking of you. Pity we didn't get to see if it would be a slow or quick death, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I am brilliant, aren't I? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2007-12-30 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I think it's quite obvious that he would have died. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2007-12-30 04:02 am UTC (link)
	No need to be so upset, Morag. I'm just fine, see. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2007-12-30 04:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm upset, yes. Clearly the next generation is completely hopeless if they're crushing on people like you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2007-12-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but would the public prefer a quick death, or a slow death? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gotabonetopick 2007-12-30 08:05 am UTC (link)
	That is cute. (Reply to this)

	vaisey 2007-12-30 08:42 am UTC (link)
	The fact that this "second year" gets shapes confused with words obviously says something about their mental capacity. No wonder the poor thing is after your attention. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	melanie 2007-12-30 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Must you ruin people's moods all the time? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vaisey 2007-12-30 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Whose mood did I ruin other than Weaseley's? I'm just stating the facts, Miss Roberts. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melanie 2007-12-30 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	That is kind of cute, though, that a second year has a crush on you, no? (Reply to this)