So, I found something really amusing. I saw a Bebo HP RPG. I saw a Merope Gaunt there, so I went to check it out. MANY..MANY LAWLS..has been had. Below the cut are the funniest ones.
Merope Gaunt's CommentsTom Riddle:
Mum....im gay
Tom Riddle
Mother?
I have no mother?
She died and I don't care to see or know her
If she truly was a witch she owuld have saved herself and given me a better start in life! You are no mother of mine
(This comment below was made after this one above)
Tom Riddle
ok...but i need to know you
Tom Riddle
Y DID YOU DESERT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori Bellatrix Riddle
nanna? im your sons daughter!
Tom Riddle's Comments(Aka Voldemort):(I am Lord Voldemort! I am the most powerful wizard alive. I give thanks to Severus Snape 4 killin that muggle and mudblood lover Dumbledore. WE(my death eaters and other followers) will rise to the top and gain world power and make this world full of Pure BLOODS! I have a wonderful pet named Nagini and she will watch over me till the day i die. What am I talking about I will never die but HARRY POTTER WILL! That is your dinner Nagini.
I am also the GREATEST leglimens in the world. ON THE INFO, lol.)
Nagini
im good
how are you sexy
Vincent Valentine
you are a circol
not a triangl with carves and sharp ends *runs away* but a circol
Ginny The Great
So...
How's the battle against Harry going?
Najah
yeah u are a halfblood...so ur just being a hypocrit!!!
Daniel Matheson
u r a mudblood
T.
voldemort you fit bitch.
Harry Potter
hi voldemort
how are you riddle? having a nice day voldie?
woops i just called you all the names you hate! oh dear! what are you gonna do? kill me... oh wait, i forgot you cant! hahahaha
sucker
Xx-Louise-Xx
hi lord voldemort sir
you and me are bebo mates aren't we
The Holy Father
Back to the shadows in the name of God and all that bollocks! I am the Pope and that makes me better than Dumbledore. Bet you just shat yourself
Doroles Jane Umbridge-TheOfficialOne
Why do you have a profile.
Harry Potter said that you exsist but the fact is you do not
Ginnyxoxo
SINCE U TRIED TO CONTROL ME WIT THE DIARY!!!
u will never change...u dnt ave a soul to care bout ne1..there isnt an ounce of love in that thing u call a body!
Daniel Potter:
draws wand
ill get you!!!!!!!
stupefy!!
Grace Andrew
From where does your hate of muggles originate?
Do you think you're superior to them? Why?
I don't understand it, but I do understand that you're a bastard
Grace Andrew
*Cries*
NO, DON'T, PLEASE
I'll do anything. Anything just give her back to me
*Gasps as Aurora starts crying*
She's scared, just give her back, please, I beg you
Fleur Delacour
Bonjour.
I Think U Are well Sexxxxy!!!
Love You
xxx
Aimée Laurent
Hello Mr. Riddle.
Or The Dark Lord, Whatever You Prefer!
Harry Potter
wats up
moldie voldie
Harry©
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(¸.•´ (¸.• Expelliarmus
x~X~xHermione.Grangerx~X~x
because...your a evil bloodthirsty MOFO!!
Sirius Black
have you read the last book yet?
Harry,Ron & Hermione rock
Your dead...like seriously your finished
Dylan Mckenzie
You hold your wand weird.
Bella
*bows down to lord*
i was wondering if you had considered putting me on your top friends list?
Raquel Karma Lynne Cassen
I'm leaving Bebo, my Lord.
Have a nice life.
Thank you for the missions and flat out being the most un-annoying Dark lord there is on this thing. haha.
Raquel Karma Lynne Cassen
Raquel Karma Lynne Cassen
Speaking of your young body...
Me and a certain someone were having a great convorsation about you the other day...
This certain someone fancies you...
I know you probobly don't want to be in a relationship, but I think maybe you should take time off from your busy schedule and maybe go on a... (your going to kill me for saying this) ... a date.
Just think about it, yeah?
Anyways, the school put me on this new retarded rule of ten minutes of computer time a day. I was being mean to Granger on bebo so she went and told McGonagal. Stupid Mudblood.
Tiyana
MI LORD
U SMELL LIKE CURRY MI LORD
Albus Dumbledore
hello tom.
Peter Hughes
HAHA your days are numbered, Dumbledore isnt dead, he is on the front cover of book seven :) Nice knowing you
Merope Gaunt
Plz 4give me
Harry Potter
i want 2 be a death eater
Hannah Black
Sory Lord. Kreacher! He made me lose my bebo password!
HARRY POTTER's COMENTSRon Weasley
well, she's my GIRLFRIEND !! you can't just go around calling her sexy
NAGINI's COMMENTS(lol she even had a bebo)I was so bored that even a diary was boring me. So I got Voldie to show me bebo. I was born in South Africa then taken away from my family at age four. Lord Voldemort (a.k.a He-who-must-not-be-named, Tom Riddle, Voldie, Lord Thingy and You-Know-Who) has raised me ever since and he keeps me close by to drink my milk (can we all say eww now?). I have also read in Harry Potter books that I am a Horcrux and I most certainly hope I'm not (ew again!) I'm not containing Voldie's soul thank you very much. Also I am a she! people think I'm a boy but you guys are sooooooooo wrong.
Sparky Lestrange
Hey Nagini
How are you?
What does Charity Burbage taste like lol?
KarlaMarie
OMG you killed Severus! YOU BASTARD!!!
Amelia.
Oh Yeah because A snakes got bebo.....
-Sighs- Amatuers....
Try Chin
If you don't mind me asking, how do you type?
Ashleyy
wise up snakes cnt hav bebo!!!
Ginny Weasley
hi nagini
Tom Riddle
U should be my other half not no fake dark lord
Tom Riddle
Nagini my beautiful snake
Click Here Pal
erm...has voldemort milked u yet?!
Tom Marvolo Riddle
ah my dear nagini,my most favourite provider of milk.
