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March 24th, 2010
05:56 am - Last Willing Testament
In the event that I die, I expect no one to find what I am listing as my Last Willing Testament. Oh well.
1)I want to be cremated, and my ashes either distributed among those I love, or, if people think that's gross, to be tossed onto the earth somewhere. Could be in a garbage dump; like I care.
2)I want my organs to be donated to someone who could actually make use of them. Not some 65 year old alcoholic with a pickled liver, or some 350 pound woman with a heart condition--sorry, but that's a waste of my organs. Give them to someone young, who suffers from a really rare disease, but is otherwise healthy.
3)Give the following things to the following people:
a)my instruments to Corbin
b)my journals to Evan
c)my books wall-decor and money to Aislin
d)my awards, pictures, and anything school or childhood related to my mom
e)my cat to Parker
f)my clothes to the Salvation Army
g)the rest, to whoever wants it.
Finally, some closing words:
1)Melissa Charles- I regret our friendship-breakup. You probably don't. Either way, I'm sorry.
2)Diana- You probably regret our friendship-breakup. I definitely don't. Either way, I'm sorry.
3)Evan- I have never been more sure of the phrase 'I love you' than when I thought of saying it to you.
4)Aislin- You are probably the coolest person I have ever met. I think of you as a sister, which transcends the level of friend.
5)Corbin- You are the kindest soul I have ever come across. When you're not around, I kinda suffer.
6)Dave- You've taught me more than any other person in the world, besides my mom. You inspire me to be a better person.
7)Mom and Dad- you did a good job.
ps: I don't want a religious funeral service. Get together at the Littell House, get drunk, smoke joints, and reminisce.
Love,
Kate
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