Bertram Aubrey (pantsoptional) wrote,
@ 2009-03-22 21:13:00

//Twelve//
What are the odds a bloke whose ex is marrying ANOTHER rockstar can get a pity date from a smoking hot girl?

Anyone?

Anyone?

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	madleyinlove 2009-03-23 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, my date card's all filled up, Bertram ;[ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:18 am UTC (link)
	You're a bit too related-to-the-Minister for me, anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	madleyinlove 2009-03-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	So it's safe to assume that we've hit that awkward friendship room stage of things, then? ~~If we can even really be considered friends--~~ Because I'm sure my dear husband would appreciate that greatly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:28 am UTC (link)
	If that helps your bloke sleep at night, love. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vivindicated 2009-03-23 04:18 am UTC (link)
	You really do have sour luck. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:19 am UTC (link)
	At least I didn't end up marrying some crazy person, Viv. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vivindicated 2009-03-23 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Very, very good news. I'm going to France this week, you and Amissa should come with me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Only if you help me find French chicks who shave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vivindicated 2009-03-23 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Deal! I'll even take Amissa for a night. I need to start her on fashion early. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Done and done. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bertram malengled 2009-03-23 04:44 am UTC (link)
	I believe my permission is needed for outings such as these. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I need permission to take our daughter to France. Hm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bertram malengled 2009-03-23 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I say this merely because you refused my earlier proposal around the holidays. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm only leaving Amissa with her for a few hours, it's not the same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bertram malengled 2009-03-23 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm afraid if you're leaving the country with her, it is very much the same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:55 am UTC (link)
	If you're going to be that stuck-up about it, then perhaps you should suggest you actually spend time with our daughter for the day I'm gone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bertram malengled 2009-03-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I fail to see what I'm being stuck-up about. And exactly what are you suggesting? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Mmm. I'm suggesting you take Amissa for the day? I know it's an alien concept to you, but eventually she's going to start asking about mummy dearest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Bertram

malengled
2009-03-23 05:06 am UTC (link)

I was actually referring to your intentions to take our daughter out of the country, in the company of another woman who is not of any matronly relation to Amissa.

But of course--in addition to the mass amounts of time I spend with her, between a respectable, paid internship and my own few, limited, and equally respectable social engagements, I am pleased to watch her any time she is with you and you are otherwise unable to care for her.

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	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me sound like some sort of unfit father, Englewood. Despite how much we don't get along, you know that's just not true. Fine, what time can I drop the little angel off? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Bertram

malengled
2009-03-23 05:15 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry, Mister Aubrey, but I'm afraid I don't feel I can give my consent for this trip, yet. Your fine parenting skills aside, my concerns are not sated. And being that even myself, and my mother, were not fit enough guardians in your eyes, to allow the same activity to take place, I fail to see how two nineteen-year-olds are.

At your earliest convenience is fine!

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	Rachel pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Right. Try not to make her cry too much, her cute little eyes get all puffy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bertram malengled 2009-03-23 05:18 am UTC (link)
	She rarely cries with me, thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zloper 2009-03-23 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Fuckin' OUCH. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Your girl riding your arse a little too hard, Zach? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zloper 2009-03-23 04:21 am UTC (link)
	That's the way I like it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:34 am UTC (link)
	More than I ever needed to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zloper 2009-03-23 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Sorry mate! Can I take you out for pints? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:51 am UTC (link)
	'course, mate. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Maybe if you grew up and didn't act like such a manwho---- How do you know its serious If you told me not to--- ITS NOT EVEN OFFICIAL (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:34 am UTC (link)
	That is a rather large ink blot. Do I still call you Miss Dolohov? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Last time I checked, I didn't even have a ring yet. And how do you know if I even agreed. ~~Tell me you don't want me to---~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, you didn't outright deny it straightaway. So. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 04:55 am UTC (link)
	If I recall correctly the reason we're not together anymore is because you didn't like me taking everything you said in journals seriously. Its hardly fair you do the same thing. Even if it is true. Besides my Mother wants me married by next year and he has money. ~~That and the sex is great and he pisses her off. She actually said she preferred you.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:04 am UTC (link)
	If it's true, then your being upset doesn't make any sense. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I am upset because you are making me out to look like a complete bitch! Acting like I broke your heart or some shit like that. You were the one who didn't have enough balls to make any real commitments, so you don't have any right to use this for pity sex! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I hold by my previous statement about not taking everything I say in journals seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Whether you are serious or not is not the point. Its the fact that --- You know what, forget it. Its not like you ever cared about how I felt anyways, so there's no point in me trying to explaining it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Now Franzy, you know that's not true. ~~I am just not the bloke to just -- commit~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frenzy_franzy 2009-03-23 05:34 am UTC (link)
	If you say so Bertram. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	advancingly 2009-03-23 04:48 am UTC (link)
	You really don't want to go to France, it smells awful. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 04:49 am UTC (link)
	And where should I go if not the country of love, Emmeline? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	advancingly 2009-03-23 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm quite sure love is just going to bite you in the ass again. You should hit the town, paint London red. Why are you going to run away from anything? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	If love bites me in the ass, am I allowed to like it just a little? London, hm? Well, I'd have to have a partner in crime... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	advancingly 2009-03-23 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't have suggested a thing if I wasn't willing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Well then. I'll be heading out shortly, Vance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	advancingly 2009-03-23 05:16 am UTC (link)
	You will be picking me up, yes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantsoptional 2009-03-23 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Naturally. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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