Fatty fat Mcfatface.
I looked at some of the wedding proofs tonight, and holy crap does my face look FAT in almost half of them. Damn you short, square jawline! That's why I think I look better from the side, without grinning.

Now imagine if I WAS fat, I'd look absolutely bloated! But I'm not (5'1", 113 lbs), which makes me look weird. Le sigh. Maybe I can see what the magic of Photoshop can do once I scan those puppies in. My face seriously does not look that fat in real life. :(