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Random Pointless Stories from 1997
Airplane

One day a pilot named Jodan Girard-DiCarlo was flying a Boeing 737. He was ready to land. AHHHHH BOOOM. He smashed into a unrecognizable piece of junk. He died.

Phone

One day a guy named Jodan G. picked up the phone BOOOOM. "Sir C-4 was connected to the phone," said a Sergeant. All well said the General.

Go-Kart Squish

Boooommm GGGGGGGGG Jodan G. was driving down the road. Wwwoooo VI VI the police car drove toward Jodan. Kid you owe us $200.00. Ok then he drove over Leah and squished her guts out on the ground. He laughed. He drove away. The police scraped her guts off the road.

Smash!!

One day a stupid guy was driving down the road. He stopped at a convenience store and bought a 12 pack of beer. He drove down the road. He was drunk. He smashed into a building. His car blew up. But the food survived!!

Empire

One day an over weight man went to the empire state building. He went to the top deck, He broke the gate. He fell. Splat!! His guts splattered every where. He made a 2 mile deep hole.

Shot

One day a guy named Jodan Girard-DiCarlo was driving down the road. All of the sudden bullets shot at him. He opened the door and fell out with blood spurting out of the 13 bullet holes. He died right away.

Shoes

Jodan Girard-DiCarlo walked into a shoe store. He picked up a pair of shoes. He tried them on. His foot his the button that triggered the C2 bomb that would go off in 45 minutes. He bought the shoes. 44 minutes later he was on the interstate when kaboom the back end of the car blew off. The car flew off the road and smashed into bits. He died.

Chairs

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo went to Staples. He wanted a chair for his office. He picked a chair. He took the box to it and paid for it. He put it in his car and drove home. The next morning he put it together at his office. He asked Greg Cook to try it out first and it triggered the nail bomb inside. Harry Wells sat in it next. KABOOOOM!!! The chair blew up. Jodan and Greg went to the intensive care unit at the hospital. Harry, John and Steve died on the spot.

Computer

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo bought a car. It was a Dodge Dullie. It had a bomb hooked on the speedometer and it would go off when the car was driving below 25 miles an hour. As he neared his house the car blew up and he was blasted through the roof. He died.

Nintendo 64

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo bought a Nintendo 64 and the game Crusin' USA. He didn't know as soon as he touched a button the TV, Nintendo 64 and controller would blow up. When he got it setup...