legendarytits (legendarytits) wrote,
@ 2009-08-02 01:54:00

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there's no place like home

I'm giving you a tour of my place, Suigetsu, in case you happen to win our little wager tomorrow. You won't win but I'm feeling generous, so this is more a taste of what you'll be missing out on.

This is the couch. Consider it your bed.

This is the kitchen. If you burn one of my pans, I will hit you with it.

The liquor cabinet. No touching.

The dining table... sit down to eat, please.

This is the spiral staircase that leads up to my bedroom; if you climb it without my permission I will kick you back down it.

This is my bedroom, where you will not be setting foot unless you need to walk through on your way to the bathroom.

Which is here. Put the damn toilet seat down and don't use all my hot water.

And meet Ton Ton. My baby. :)

May the best drunk win.

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	vitiated 2009-08-02 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	That's a lot of liquor. Pretty sure only alcoholics would have a collection like that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I like to entertain ~~myself~~. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smileyface 2009-08-02 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	your place looks really nice...and that pig is pretty cute. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 08:01 am UTC (link)
	Why thank you, Naruto. Isn't she a cutie? Very well-behaved too; if you ever consider getting a pet I recommend getting a pig. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-08-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
	do they need a lot of room? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bigsigh 2009-08-03 01:10 am UTC (link)
	If only all of us could keep our houses as tidy as you do. Is that a real pig? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 08:04 am UTC (link)
	You don't think I'd take pictures of my house messy, do you? And yes, of course it's a real pig. A potbellied one; they make excellent pets. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chinpo 2009-08-03 02:03 am UTC (link)
	That's a nice piglet. What breed is it? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 08:05 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Sai. She's a potbellied pig. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-08-04 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I used to own like her. Then we had to kill her. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	houseofdaggers 2009-08-03 04:17 am UTC (link)
	You have a very nice house. I'm a little jealous, actually. And ouch, being kicked down a spiral staircase doesn't sound like fun. ~~Should I feel insulted you pig's name is two vowels and a space away from my own?~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, I actually rent it and it's more like a one-bedroom two-story loft than a house. But it is very nice. Being kicked down the staircase isn't meant to be fun, but it won't happen if someone behaves themselves. Most guests are respectful, after all. ~~No you should feel honored! Ton Ton is a beloved family member.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	houseofdaggers 2009-08-03 09:04 am UTC (link)
	It's much nicer than most of the lofts around here. That's true enough. And I guess the guests who aren't respectful do deserve a good kick down the stairs. ~~Okay, okay.~~ How old is Ton Ton, by the way? She seems pretty young, and very cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-03 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Hey, obviously I got a chance if you're already posting up an invitation like this. It's just going to be motivation to see it in person. And ouch Doc, I got banged up ribs remember? Why kick me down the stairs? Plus the couch doesn't look comfy at all. Your bed looks far better. ... And you have a pig? Seriously? (Reply to this)(Thread)

legendarytits
2009-08-03 08:14 am UTC (link)

It's not an invitation, it's more like ground rules. Though if it motivates you, then it should make the bet that much more fun.

I know exactly how banged up you are, Suigetsu, and if you behave yourself you won't get kicked down the stairs. And I'll have you know the couch is very comfy. ~~Though not as comfy as my bed, you're right.~~ My bed is my bed.

And yes, I have a pig. Seriously. She makes a far better pet than anything else possibly could.

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	nudityonlegs 2009-08-03 08:32 am UTC (link)
	More like a tease. You do this for every guy you go drinking with Doc? Doc, don't you know sharing is caring? I'll behave myself if you let me sleep in your bed, promise. It's not like you sleep in anything provocative right? That's a new one. She nice? And she looks kinda furry. She soft? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-08-03 08:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Ask Senju.~~ You're just a special kind of special, Suigetsu. ... I'm sharing more than enough as it is, if you win! Sleeping with me was never part of the wager. And what I sleep in is my own business, thank you very much. Ton Ton is nice to people she likes. And she's very soft, she likes being petted too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nudityonlegs
2009-08-03 09:01 am UTC (link)

I'm going to take it as a compliment. First re-writing your Hippocratic Oath and now letting me see your home even if I don't win? I feel pretty damn special.

And I gotta be good for two weeks, seriously. No competition. Yeah well, Doc, the couch doesn't look like it'd be too nice to my ribs.

Doc, Doc, Doc... You don't sleep nude right?

Cool, never petted a pig before. Does she like a lot of people or she kinda easy to tic off?

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	bone4you 2009-08-05 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, hey. Where's my invite? ~~and pigs are food not friends~~ (Reply to this)

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