No virgin ears here

I made him food twice today. Pizza for...brunch, really. And two grilled ham and cheese sandwiches for late lunch. And I made him Crystal Light. I let him play his dumb game for 5? hours. I let him take a nap for 2 hours.

When I lean in and ask for a kiss he says I ask too much of him.

EXCUSE me?!?!?!?!