creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-02-29 22:39:00

cinq; friday, november 21st, 1997; hexed against staff
To the absolute creep who stole my underwear, I'd like it back right now because I have nothing to wear tomorrow and going around wearing nothing is rather uncomfortable... there's a good mental image for you, Greengrass.

I think I know who did this, though, and I swear to merlin, Dean that if I search your bed and find them, I'm asking the headmistress to kick you out of the room. Send you to sleep with Filch or something. If it wasn't you, then it must've been Melinda. If I start acting weird, I'm blaming you and your witchcrafting ways, Bobbin!

In other news, thanks to everyone who didn't reclaim their wins from the Gryffindor/Slytherin match. I've got myself a new package of canary creams and glitter. Any one wants a sparkly owl? Seems to be the fashion around here, now.

Also, who wants to bet that at least ONE Hufflepuff will cry ~~when~~ if if they lose the game?

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	mcr 2008-03-01 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I definitely took it. You clearly caught me red-handed. Oh, you. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Give it back? I'll let you keep another pair when the house elves bring the laundry. The one with hearts on it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 04:51 am UTC (link)
	I use it for my own, personal reasons, so you're not getting it back anytime soon. Terribly, terribly sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
	What would these reasons be? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:06 am UTC (link)
	That's for me to know and you to never find out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:10 am UTC (link)
	That's not fair. You have my underwear, I deserve to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't think you'd want to know, darling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:21 am UTC (link)
	That's for me to decide. After you tell me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:22 am UTC (link)
	You must not have much of an imagination. How tragic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:24 am UTC (link)
	You know what's tragic? Me walking around with no underwear, tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:27 am UTC (link)
	I'll be sure to watch you very carefully, in that case. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:28 am UTC (link)
	You're creepy, Melinda Bobbin. But I like you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:31 am UTC (link)
	You, of all people, cannot call me creepy. And I know you do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Why are you calling me creepy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Maybe because you are? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:36 am UTC (link)
	You have no proof. And shall I remind you that you are the one stealing underwear for merlin only knows what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I think you just being is proof enough. You must not be able to detect sarcasm, by the way, because I wouldn't want your underwear. Ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Right, Bobbin. Try to play the sarcasm card with me, now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I am, Baddock, because it was sarcasm at its finest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
	I beg to differ. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 05:48 am UTC (link)
	I hope you're on your knees while doing said begging. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm not the one supposed to do the kneeling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Be a little bit more suggestive, please, I don't think I can sense your perversion just yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcr 2008-03-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	There you go again, playing stupid. It's not as cute as it used to be, I'll have you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cruciatus 2008-03-01 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I think you have the word good confused with the word unwanted, but no matter. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 05:09 am UTC (link)
	You know you enjoyed it. Surely, you'll dream about me tonight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cruciatus 2008-03-01 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or recently, even. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	About three times, yes. Why do you ask? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vaisey 2008-03-01 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Why was I not a suspect? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Because I'd like to think you're still somewhat decent. Did you do it, Charlie? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vaisey 2008-03-01 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Only somewhat? Of course not. I think it qualifies as insanely creepy. I can't really speak for Strebor though, especially if it was the pink pair. Speaking of, can you make him green with silver sparkles? I'm sure Professor Snape would love that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off, Charlie. Stop confusing your underwear with mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	huntington 2008-03-01 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Er. Why would anyone steal someone's underpants? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-01 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Many different reasons. The probably have an underwear fetish? Or they just can't find their own clean pairs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huntington 2008-03-01 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	That's sort of...unpleasant. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	imperius 2008-03-04 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful; I'd love a glittery owl Baddock. They are rather fetching. And someone stole your ~~smelly~~ ~~dirty~~ ~~used~~ underwear? Whatever in Merlin's name for? Perhaps someone needed one for a love spell darling? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-03-04 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a genius, don't you think, Trace? What colour would you prefer? Do you reckon? ~~Maybe it was you~~ Who would want to put a love spell on my underwear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hexed Agaisnt Staff. imperius 2008-03-04 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe not genius darling, but close enough. Perhaps orange? I've never seen an orange owl. Or green. You choose love. Well, maybe they needed an item that was worn close to your ~~privates~~ body to complete the spell? You probably have some half crazed bird looking to shag your brains out in the middle of study hall. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hexed against staff baddock 2008-03-04 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	You hurt my feelings, Trace. I'm the epitome of genius. Rather creepy, if you ask me. ~~But who am I to turn down~~ And you seem to know a lot about this... do you know something I don't? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hexed against staff imperius 2008-03-04 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Epitome of genius? Well, if you say so darling. I'll believe you. Yes, but I get the feeling you wouldn't object if the situation happened arise. ~~Even if she had a face like Eloise Midgen.~~ No, I don't know anything love. I think I just have an over-active imagination. Rather common when things are as boring as they have been. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hexed against staff baddock 2008-03-04 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I couldn't deny anyone the pleasure, could I? Shame, that. I'd really like to know who's crazy enough to steal my underwear. But why so bored? Hogwart's always thrumming with excitement. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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