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Andrea ([info]awesome_andrea) wrote,
@ 2010-09-26 19:57:00


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"Hello?"

"Mrs. Wallowitz?  I am afraid I do not know anyone by... Oh.  You are Howard's mother."

"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, your son has asked me out several times."

"No, Mrs.Wallowitz, I do not think I am 'too good' for your son."

"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sure you make a lovely brisket."

"Mrs. Wallowitz, why are you yelling?  Even on speaker phone, I can hear you just fine."

"No, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sorry, but I really must decline your dinner invitation."

"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am technically Jewish.  ish.  Yes.  I am sure Howard is a nice Jewish boy."

"No, ma'am.  I am still not interested in dating your son."

Good-bye Mrs. Wallowitz.  I am hanging up now.   ...Yes, you may tell Howard I said 'hello.'"



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