Email from Cinna to Abernathy and Thorn
To: Abby Kadabra (abernathyford@dresden.edu), THORNY! (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:03 PM
Subject: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
OMG you guys we are all nominated for the same shit! WE NEED TO TALK ASAP. LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:03 PM
Subject: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
OMG you guys we are all nominated for the same shit! WE NEED TO TALK ASAP. LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:10 PM
Subject: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Take a pill Cinnamyn. Where do you want to meet?
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:13 PM
Subject: RE: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Is this secret code for COME TO MY BRAND NEW PRIVATE ROOM FOR SPANKINGS?
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:14 PM
Subject: RE: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Ah crap, I CC'd Thorn on that one. THREESOME!
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:17 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Oh Cinna, what am I going to do with you?
Also: Ew. No.
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:23 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
YOU SAID YOU'D BE MY THIRD :((((
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:25 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
That is not what I meant by that.
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:24 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
yez plz?
> Is this secret code for COME TO MY BRAND NEW PRIVATE ROOM FOR SPANKINGS?
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:26 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
OMG YOU BOTH HAVE PRIVATE ROOMS NOW. I'm gonna be a busy girl! HAHAHAHAHA
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:24 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
we can have a party in any privat room yu want. so long as i'm there.
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu),
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:27 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Jesus Thorn, learn how to spell. At the very least use capitals. And if anyone is spanking fucking anyone, it's going to be me spanking you. In the election.
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:30 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Oh now there's spanking fucking? Abernathy Ford, you naughty wench! And here I just wanted to talk about Student Government! Which positions you guys want?
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:33 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
I WANT ALL POSITIONS. see, i can do capitals.
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu),
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:36 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Real classy, Thorn. I was thinking Vice President.
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:38 PM
Subject:
If you're doing Vice President (PRESIDENT OF VICE, AMIRITE?) then I'll run for Business Manager. I CAN BE YOUR SEXY SECRETARY ABBYFACE.
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:42 PM
Subject: Re:
then ill run for presbo and you can both be under me! my veep and my sexcretery!
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:43 PM
Subject:
Seriously though, I don't wanna run against either of you, so we cool if I go Business Manager (OMG I ALMOST WROTE IS IT COOL IF I GO BM AHAHAHA OMGLOL DYING)
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:45 PM
Subject: Re:
not on my chest, but yeh baby, its cool if you go bm.
From: Abernathy Ford (abernathyford@dresden.edu),
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:50 PM
Subject: Re: Re
You two can stop CCing me into this conversation if you need some alone time. Business Manager is all yours Cin.
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:52 PM
Subject: RE: Re: Re:
But we loooooove yooooouuuu! I'm going to email Professor Vass right now!
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:20 PM
Subject: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
afraid you'll lose to this extreem hotness or what?
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:22 PM
Subject: RE: Re: MAJOR SITUATION!!! :O
Bizatch please, I was trying to be thoughtful and shit to spare your manly ego from the EPIC CREAMING you're gonna get!
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:53 PM
Subject: AND ANOTHER THING
GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME.
From: Thorndog (hawthornenikitin@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: AND ANOTHER THING
OK.
From: Cinna, Queen of Mars (cinnamynnthompson@dresden.edu)
Date: September 15, 2011, 5:00 PM
Subject: RE: Re: AND ANOTHER THING
:D YAY