Kisame Hoshigaki (greatwhitesmile) wrote,
@ 2010-02-21 15:58:00

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Took a break after some private bodyguard work, and it would have been a blast, had a shark not bitten my finger off. And no, it wasn't some badass great white, it was a nurse shark. Go ahead and laugh, but just wait until one nabs your finger. Hurts, by the way.

I'll miss you, left-handed pinky. They asked if I wanted to kill the shark to reattach, but whatever. I hope it was a good meal.

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	makingabang 2010-02-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	You lost the whole finger? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well, most of it. There's a little nub thing there. It's useless, basically. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-02-22 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Don't sharks usually spit the human parts out because it taste bad? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Not always. If the shark is hungry enough, it'll eat whatever it wants, regardless of taste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-02-22 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Nasty. Maybe you can reattach something useful in its place. Like a screw driver. I hear they can do that now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-02-22 02:23 am UTC (link)
	I am sorry for your loss. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Itachi. How've you been? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-02-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I have been productive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? With what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gigabugbyte 2010-02-22 04:21 am UTC (link)
	That's very unfortunate. However, at least it wasn't your entire hand. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	True, though if it had been the whole arm I could have gotten a gun arm grafted on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gigabugbyte 2010-02-22 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. But there is the added danger of possible infection. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I thought about that. If the body rejected it. That'd suck. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-02-22 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Got video of it? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't even think of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-02-22 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	What a fucking waste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Well excuse me, I didn't know I should be working hard to entertain you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] last_to_know 2010-02-22 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	Kisame, wasn't it? Hmm. I knew I would not be forgetting your name for some reason. You seem to be having a nice little chat with Itachi up there. Do you know each other personally? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yeah... We've been friends for a few months. Is this important? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] last_to_know 2010-02-22 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Friends huh? What kind of friends? Do you go out with him? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] greatwhitesmile 2010-02-22 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Good... friends? We hang out sometimes, yeah. Why are you asking, again? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legwarmersplz 2010-02-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	It was nice that you did not kill the shark! A lot of people probably would have, but I am sure it appreciates that you are not one of them! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-23 02:15 am UTC (link)
	No way, it was my fault so it didn't deserve to die. If I'm going to lose fingers, I'd rather lose them to feed a shark, I guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legwarmersplz 2010-02-23 02:37 am UTC (link)
	It does make an interesting story. It is good that you can look on the bright side! You are not left handed normally, are you? Is it getting in the way of doing things now? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-02-23 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm right-handed. So it's no trouble. It's just kind of ugly, I guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)