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June 19th, 2009

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12:37 pm - four
Work really frickin' sucked today. 

I feel like a person's logic goes completely warped when they step into the grocery store. It's just, some of the things that people do there just don't make sense, and I wonder if they realize how dumb it was before or after the fact. Either way, it makes me want to throw things.

Like today, for instance, this woman comes up with her cart filled with a mountain of food. It's whatever. But as I was ringing things up, she would suddenly be like, "Oh! Oh, I don't want that, don't ring that, ha ha thanks." One or two things, sure, it's not a big deal. But when my workspace looks like I'm stocking up for an upcoming famine...ha ha no! What the hell!

Seriously, if you didn't want it, why the eff did you pick it up in the first place? And if you know you're prone to changing your mind, then maybe you shouldn't shop out the whole damn store, because in the end, you're gonna walk out with less than half of what you came up with anyway and one of us is gonna have to put every  single "I don't want that" item back. It's a pain in the ass, is all I'm saying. 

So yeah. My feathers got a little ruffled by that, but I'm okay now. Thank god it's Friday. I...wanna go swimming.

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From:[info]bobmarlie
Date:June 19th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
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Major fail, picky shopper lady. Major. Fail.
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From:[info]nowyouseeme
Date:June 19th, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
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She definitely deserves the Major Fail award for that one. People, I swear!
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From:[info]bobmarlie
Date:June 19th, 2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
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Maybe we can make 'Major Fail' awards, and keep them at our registers, and hand them out whenever people suck. Like...we can spell 'Fail' wrong, and make things crooked and awkward, and then be like 'Congratulations! Even your award fails! So fitting!'
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From:[info]nowyouseeme
Date:June 19th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
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BAHAHAHAHA THAT IS PERFECT!

...I totally have ribbon and other artsy tools that we could use to make this happen.
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From:[info]bobmarlie
Date:June 19th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
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Are they ribbons of failure and artsy tools of failure?


Because we can definitely use them, if they are.
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From:[info]nowyouseeme
Date:June 19th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
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I have ribbons and artsy tools so made of failure, they're kept in their own special box of fail.
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From:[info]bobmarlie
Date:June 19th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
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Bwaaaaahaha! Perfect!

If you bring the failplies (get it? that was a witty play on words, meshing fail and supplies. go me!), I'll bring some wincakes (get it? that was a witty play on words, meshing win and cupcakes. go me!), okay? ^_^
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From:[info]nowyouseeme
Date:June 20th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
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Wincaaaakes, oh muh gawd! Sure thing, you brilliant bundle of witty awesomeness! ♥

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