Bitch, I'd be the best teacher anybody ever had.

And I'mmmmm excited. When can your ma and I meet for lunchies? My parents, yet again, won't be comin so I got all the free time in the world.. you just let her know.

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You gonna win them titties so you can have JT's heart?

Fuck you dude. Never again. Last year was a disaster.

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Already have it.

Oh fuck ya! You never appreciate nothing I do for you! She was eatin out of the palm of my hand the whole fuckin weekend. Bet she would have licked my tits if I had another 24hrs with her.

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I knew you got a boob job!

Oh god...please never say the phrase 'she would have liked my tits' in relation to my mother ever again.

And she was only eating out of the palm of your hand because you made it seem like I was an abusive girlfriend. Ass.

I suppose you can join us, seeing as I feel bad for your sorry ass. And you did me a solid, so I guess I do owe you.

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A lady never tells.

K cool. Have you never noticed the way your mother tends to lick her lips when we're waiting at a restaurant? Or does she just do that when it's me across the table?

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Ew...just...ew.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because I think there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

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I'm not allowed to be attracted to a legitimately beautiful older lady? Maybe your ma is a total cougar, give her a chance.

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No. No she's not a cougar. Especially not for you.

Maybe if she wasn't my mother and you weren't...well...you. I wouldn't have an issue with that statement.


....sick that would make you my like, step-mother or something if you got with my mom. This whole thing is making me nauseous.

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I'd make y'all clean my room errrrrrrryday!!!

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Sorry, I don't clean for ugly step-mothers.

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Then I'll just have to spank you.

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...And that's a punishment how?

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Well, I have to get your mom to help me.

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Fuck you.

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Only if you beg.

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Psh, please. You know you want to get with this.

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No, I'll just make you want it and then you'll grow up whoreish because your step-daddy never loved you. :'[

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Hate to break it to you step-daddy, but mommah is cheating on your with some jail bait.

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Your mother just has an uncontrollable cooter.

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GROSS DUDE, LIKE SERIOUSLY TOO FAR!

I so don't want to think about my moms cooter. I bet she has like teeth down there or something...

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Just a couple of molars. It's really not that big of a deal, Mack!

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I'm going to kill you the next time I see you. You are causing me extreme amounts of mental trauma.

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Love you too, sugartits.

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