January 26th, 2009

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[Nick] How come my brother is getting sex with hot quidditch babes?! How does this sort of thing HAPPEN? I feel like I've entered some kind of sick alternate dimension.... The only solution is for you to have sex with me. It's for the good of the planet. [/Nick].

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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)

Martin

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Strangely enough, your brother doesn't act like a neanderthal. I think that's how that happened.

And no. I'm busy.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)

Nick

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HA! That's where you're WRONG! He said he used some of my MOVES!

Busy!? What could be more important than saving earth!?
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 02:37 am (UTC)

Martin

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That is truly scary to think about.

Having sex with you is hardly saving the earth.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 02:38 am (UTC)

Nick

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Silly woman! That's where you're wrong! See, by having sex with me, you'd be keeping the natural order of things in check. If you don't... the world might IMPLODE ON ITSELF.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)

Martin

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I'm sure that's exactly the case. Unfortunately for the world, I'm about to go get some practice in at the pitch, so I suppose it'll just have to implode after all.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)

Nick

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You're a heartless woman. I bet Odette MacFarlan would have done it.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:06 am (UTC)

Martin

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Excuse me?

Maybe you should go date Odette MacFarlan, then.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)

Nick

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Psh, I WOULD, but NOAH already SLEPT with her.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)

Martin

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Wow, good job, Noah.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)

Nick

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I'm glad you think you're funny.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)

Martin

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What! It's a good thing for him! What's got you so bitter?
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)

Nick

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I'm not BITTER. I'm worried about the future of mankind as we know it, and you're wasting time talking about Noah!
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)

Martin

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YOU brought him up! And you certainly sound bitter.

So your brother passed you up in manliness. It happens.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)

Nick

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....


We are broken up now.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)

Martin

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Oh, really. Too bad it obviously doesn't mean you can have Odette MacFarlan.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)

Nick

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We'll just see about THAT. I'm single, that means I can have ANY WOMAN I WANT.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)

Martin

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Not Odette MacFarlan, though.

So I guess if I'm single I can go pick up hot Quidditch guys... Well, forget practice, then. I'm going to catch a portkey to Caerphilly and see what kind of teammates my brother can't introduce me to.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:38 am (UTC)

Nick

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Go ahead. Your brother's friends are probably arsehats just like he is, so knock yourself out.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)

Martin

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Woooow. For someone who thinks I'm a humorless bitch, you sure can't take a joke.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)

Nick

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Well YOU'RE just not funny. I'M hilarious.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)

Martin

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I'm really not sure what you want me to say.

---No, you know what, I'm going to go to practice, and afterwards I'm going to visit my asshat brother, and while I'm doing that, you can go sit in a corner and think about how to stop being an ass yourself.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)

Nick

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No way. I'm taking my newly single self OUT.
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From:[info]nicoles
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)

Martin

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So you're serious about that?

Alright, fine.
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From:[info]das_boot
Date:January 27th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)

Nick

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FINE!
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