Graeme Dorny (graeme_cracker) wrote,
@ 2008-07-15 22:59:00

"When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other."
-Alan Alda

You are a wise man, Alan Alda. I like the way you think.

And on that note, my sides actually hurt from laughing so hard.

Thank you, Giada. Thank you.

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	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I don't even know what I did this time! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to give you hints: Stairs. Tripped. Strange noise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:12 am UTC (link)
	ME TRIPPING ~~UP THE~~ ON THE STAIRS IS NOT FUNNY GRAEME BRODERICK DORNY! And that was a yelp, thankyouverymuch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
	IT IS WHEN IT WAS THE FIRST STEP. I wanted to ask if you were alright, but I figured you had to be since you basically sprinted up the rest of them like you were afraid it would happen again if you stayed on them for much longer. It was also physically impossible for me to get out any words when I was laughing so hard. ARE YOU OKAY THOUGH? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

shelovesyou
2008-07-16 04:20 am UTC (link)

~~IT WAS THE FIRST STEP?~~ They always say that the first step is the hardest. You should know that Mister Quote-o-Matic.

What if I ran up and didn't realize I was in pain because of the shock? What if it was one of those injuries that you don't feel until your leg falls off or something? NOW I SEE HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE A CRISIS! LAUGHTER DOES NOT CURE FATAL INJURIES!

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	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
	GAH, I AM SO IRRESPONSIBLE. HOW WILL YOU EVER TRUST ME LATER ON IN LIFE IF I CAN NOT HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER WHEN YOU NEARLY FACEPLANT ON THE STAIRS? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
	WELL. LATER ON IN LIFE---the stairs will be cushioned. Or there will be an ellyvator. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

graeme_cracker
2008-07-16 04:39 am UTC (link)

Cushioned stairs would be ingenius. Get that patented. You could make millions.

~~It's an elev---~~

Ellyvators are very convenient. Unless you trip into one of those. Which isn't fun because then you slam into a wall. And then you have to play it off like you meant to do that, because some lady keeps looking at you like you're on drugs, but that could have a lot to do with the fact that you're going "Well! That was fun, totally meant to do that. Might do that again later..." while trying to make sure your head isn't bleeding.

I have no idea why I know so much about that. Huh. Strange.

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	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Graeme. Darling. Have you had troubles with ellyvators? I promise not to laugh ~~too hard~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Psssh. No. Of course not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Come on, future generations are going to need classic ellyvator stories and you're depriving them of what is most definitely an amazing one! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Why is it amazing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Because anything involving you is amazing! Cue the 'awwww's! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
	...damn it, I can't argue with that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 05:05 am UTC (link)
	See! Now, future generations of Dornys (Dornies?) shall thank you for their bedtime stories. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I would like to think of them as Dornians, thank you very much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Are you planning on creating a new race of ridiculous good looking and adorable people? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, yes. The only problem is, I don't know if the world is, or will ever be ready for Dornians. They will excude awesome and amazingness. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Can't wait! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I would get right on to making my oh so amazing race of Dornians, but it's too much work for just one person. Woe. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I would totally help you make Dornians! We'd be like Adam and Eve Dornian. Or Dorny. Or whatever! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	You seriously think you'd be able to handle them? They're going to be intense. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure! You're an adult version of them, and I handle you pretty well I think ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Just remember that children have a tendancy to laugh at other people's misfortunes more than adults do. Something to think about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-07-16 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I will definitely keep that in mind and try not to trip over nothing anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stubbywubby 2008-07-16 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Laughing at women hurting themselves. You're sick, man. Sick. That is why I love you so. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-07-16 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	The feeling is mutual. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stubbywubby 2008-07-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I know, mate. I know. You deserve a manhug. Or a banana cake or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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