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05:27 pm - July 9, 2011 12 pm
Today I bring you a new series started by the one and only CHRIS LANDRY!

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK

This week I bring you...

SPENCER LEWIS



HI! My name is Spence and I talk too much. I ramble on about bullshit that no one cares about. I like wring my hands and get all nervous for no reason. There's something dangling between my legs, but I don't know what it is or what to do with it. I even sit down to pee.

Dear Spence,
Grow a pair.
Love,
Chris

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From:[info]lovabledork
Date:February 9th, 2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
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Alright, ladies. Take notice of those wide, manly shoulders of mine. Awesome, right?
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 9th, 2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
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Those wide manly shoulders that quiver when a girl looks at him and slumps because he knows he doesn't have a chance with anyone.
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From:[info]ariannareese
Date:February 9th, 2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
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Why are you so mean?
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 10th, 2012 12:17 am (UTC)
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It's not mean sweetie. It's just fun. He knows I love him.
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From:[info]thequietone
Date:February 9th, 2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
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That's not true.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 10th, 2012 12:20 am (UTC)
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Well he might have a chance but he wouldn't know what to do with a girl if he had one.
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From:[info]lovabledork
Date:February 10th, 2012 03:30 pm (UTC)
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Whatever you say, man.
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From:[info]cheergirl
Date:February 9th, 2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
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I think he's a cutie!
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 10th, 2012 12:21 am (UTC)
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The problem is he has no idea how to use his equipment.
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From:[info]cheergirl
Date:February 10th, 2012 02:39 am (UTC)
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I don't know about that. I certainly don't have any complaints.
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From:[info]lovabledork
Date:February 10th, 2012 03:31 pm (UTC)

Dari

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Thanks, Dari. It really doesn't bother me, though. He'd just being an ass.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 01:49 pm (UTC)
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Maybe if you gave a real man a try... ;)
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From:[info]faithfulone
Date:February 9th, 2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
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If you're looking for a douchebag, you should look in the mirror.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 10th, 2012 12:24 am (UTC)
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Thank you for your contribution to the list. Maybe you should be next tough guy.
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From:[info]sammage
Date:February 10th, 2012 02:16 am (UTC)
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Wow. You're a jerk.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 01:49 pm (UTC)
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You obviously can't take a joke.
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From:[info]luckycharmed
Date:February 10th, 2012 02:23 am (UTC)
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You're awful
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 01:50 pm (UTC)
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Sticks and stones love
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From:[info]alwayssmiling
Date:February 10th, 2012 02:24 am (UTC)
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You really can be a dickhead. Jsyk.
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 01:50 pm (UTC)
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You know you like it. ;)
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From:[info]footballjock
Date:February 10th, 2012 03:18 am (UTC)
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Ha!
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 01:50 pm (UTC)
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IKR! Hilarious!
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From:[info]footballjock
Date:February 10th, 2012 03:18 am (UTC)
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Ha!
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From:[info]owenosity
Date:February 10th, 2012 03:19 am (UTC)
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You know what they say...if you don't have anything nice to say..
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From:[info]biggestflirt
Date:February 11th, 2012 02:05 pm (UTC)
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Make a joke and call people out? YES!

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