Let's say you're a hobgoblin for 24 hours. What sort of havoc would you wreak?
Let's say you're a hobgoblin for 24 hours. What sort of havoc would you wreak? 

what in the fucking hell is a hobgoblin?  

[edit]  In the event of finding out what a hobgoblin was, I decided to revise my answer....  There is no way I would ever be a hobgoblin....ever...  [/edit]