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New York, New York This morning New Yorkers woke to discover what seems to be someone's idea of a series of pranks. Toilet paper was draped all over the Brooklyn Bridge making the morning commute even worse than normal as crews worked to clean up the mess. Across town the Trump World Tower was completely painted to resemble a house of cards. Could this be symbolic of Trump's frequent ups and downs? Donald Trump was unavailable for comment, but crews are already working to remove the paint. The Statue of Liberty, one of the most famous American icons, was vandalized as well. Her flowing robes were somehow changed into frilly underwear, exposing Lady Liberty, and the book she holds was turned into a stack of French pornographic magazines. Her iconic torch was turned into a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Lady Liberty was turned into the Statue of Libertines.

The perpetrator of these pranks is unknown, but the police are encouraging anyone with any information relating to these pranks to contact them.


New York, New York Rumble in Manhattan - The Avengers battled it out on their own front lawn yesterday as an unknown group of super villains ambushed them in their own headquarters. Sources believe these these attackers to be the same ones that participated in the recent Raft breakout. The Avengers were unavailable for comment, but rebuilding efforts are underway.