The Boy Who Lived (greeneyedboy) wrote,
@ 2008-01-23 17:41:00

[Hexed Private to the Gryffindor Quidditch Team]
First I want to say that I think we look deadly fit out there, I couldn't be prouder of how the team is coming together. For years we have been the spot on top team at Hogwarts and this year will be no different. Saying that though, I have now jinxed us for another year of disaster and injury. Therefore we must have constant vigilance in our practises - the first bloke to slag off will find himself (or herself) on the losing end of an hour of extra drills. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

Therefore I believe that we should extend our practises by one half hour twice a week to allow for specialty drills. It will keep us sharp exactly what we need as the season picks up. I hope to see you alert and energised and vigilant for our next practise.

[/End Hex]

For some reason Gryffindor Quidditch practises have attracted more spectators than a Spice Girls concert. Could those of you not on the team kindly remove yourselves from the pitch? It's distracting and annoying, and you can watch us at the matches, so kindly bugger off.

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	themainvane 2008-01-24 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Harry, come on! We're excited for you all and just want to show a little support! How can you not want your house to be behind you 100%? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greeneyedboy 2008-01-24 02:39 am UTC (link)
	~~Uh -~~ Listen, no house is as enthusiastic and supportive as Gryffindor, and without the House encouragement there's no way the Lions do as well as they do. But it's better to save that support for the matches since in practice we're not really that much excitement to see. Besides a lot of non-Gryffindors are around too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	themainvane 2008-01-24 07:29 am UTC (link)
	That's so true, I'm really glad you appreciate it! Well then I can round up more Gryffindors, and we'll outnumber them all and they'll leave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-24 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	I think he means he doesn't want anyone, Gryffindor or not, coming to watch the practises. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	greeneyedboy 2008-01-25 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Well, Romilda, that's just the kind of spirit we need from the House - but it's probably best to let the team focus on practise and get as many Gryffindors as we can for the matches instead. ~~Uh.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	morag 2008-01-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I think I've missed the moment when Harry Potter became owner of the Quidditch pitch. Care to enlighten me? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greeneyedboy 2008-01-24 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm not claiming to be. Just Captain of a team that's trying to get its practising done which is hard when there are bloody gawkers around. I'm just asking for a cease and desist. ~~If it's me you're staring it don't they all get enough during the day itself?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	morag 2008-01-24 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You're the only team captain complaining about people milling around the pitch. Just do your job and shut up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Same Hex spidersbegone 2008-01-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
	We are fit! The cup is ours this year, guarantee it. But bloody hell, Harry, more drills? You're a slave driver, I tell ya! (I'm kidding, mate, but really, an extra half hour?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Same Hex greeneyedboy 2008-01-24 02:41 am UTC (link)
	It should be an extra hour. CONSTANT VIGILANCE. I'm not shiting off here, mate. It's a mantra. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same Hex spidersbegone 2008-01-24 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Oi, now you're sounding like Moody! Yeah, yeah, more practise. Fine, fine. As long as I can skive off homework after. Don't tell Hermione. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Sam Hex kaspinks 2008-01-24 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Dear Merlin, are you going to be shouting at us like that all practice too? You had better not have jinxed us, I don't think my body can take another break...or bludger for that matter. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Same Hex kaspinks 2008-01-24 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Right right, when have I not been tops? We've never been jinxed. That's silly, and you're being a prat. I am willing to sacrifice my well being for this team but I think you need to take a downer love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same Hex theweasleygirl 2008-01-24 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm giving him one week before he loses it and starts shouting at the Snitch. Oliver Wood cracked hard, too, his seventh year. Just wait for it... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same Hex kaspinks 2008-01-24 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Unless he isn't already. I could see him shouting Constant Vigilance to the poor thing. Once again the birds of this team will be the ones to carry it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same Hexes theweasleygirl 2008-01-24 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Who died and made you the sodding love child of Oliver Wood and Professor Moody? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Same Hexes greeneyedboy 2008-01-24 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh so bloody funny Gin, I have forgotten to laugh. Remind me to do so tonight? (You'll be thanking me when we hold up the Cup together at the end of the term.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same Hexes theweasleygirl 2008-01-24 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I will. (Or Kat, Demelza, and the rest of us will have hexed you to the stands and chuck bludgers at you by December. Don't try us, Potter, we're not the most fearsome team because we make a mighty strong cup of tea. It's you who needs the constant vigilance around us.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cornerfied 2008-01-27 12:52 am UTC (link)
	They're just all prepared to see Gryffindor lose this year. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-27 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh gosh, that's right, all of us are such losers. Let me go cry into the Quidditch Cup. That we won...two years in a row now? And the last three? I'm sorry, Michael, I forgot to offer you some cheese with your whine... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private to Ginny greeneyedboy 2008-01-27 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I bloody love you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cornerfied 2008-01-27 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Have you been getting more cheeky over the years, or is that just me? All good things must come to an end. ~~BLOODY CUP NEEDS TO GET IN RAVE~~ ~~I am not a loser i~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lonqbottom 2008-01-27 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh! I was going to come down and watch one day. But I reckon it's best to wait until the games to see you lot in action. I'm sorry! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Private to Neville greeneyedboy 2008-01-27 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh Neville, don't apologise! It's just - lots of people there for the wrong reason, you know? Not to support Gryffindor but to - stare. I'm so sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)