drown_in_blue (drown_in_blue) wrote,
@ 2009-08-07 21:23:00

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get this cat off my scripts, shots cost a lot, so damn cute

Number Two
I have a baby now.

No, not a human baby, don't worry, I'm not that dumb. A little kitten who was hanging around my apartment yesterday. Right now she's all skin and bones, and she had a lot of little scrapes on her body. Took her to the vet this morning; she's pretty healthy, except for how skinny she is, and I had to pay a bunch to get her her shots and neutered and all that stuff. But I don't mind because she's the sweetest thing ever.

Except for the fact that she keeps eating the scripts that I have to bring home and learn. And if I try to put them where she can't get to them, she ends up hurting herself trying to attack them. Is it strange for a cat to hate porn scripts this much? It's kinda funny, she doesn't attack anything else that she shouldn't.

One problem: I don't have a name for this cat. I absolutely suck at coming up with names. So I know this is just asking for trouble, but do you guys think you could help me come up with a good name? Here's a picture of her.

((Ignore the fact that the kitten in the picture isn't skinny and does not look like it was a stray a day ago, please?))

So, any name ideas? And please, nothing totally stupid.

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	nudityonlegs 2009-08-08 05:04 am UTC (link)
	What's your definition of stupid? Though if the cat hates porn, maybe you should call her Prudence. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-08 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Use your head. For example: something I can't pronounce. Or even spell. Haha. That makes me think of old ladies, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-08 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Ah, so something like Whiskers would be fine or whatever most people seem to name their cats. A bit yeah, or that Beatles song. This naming thing is tough... You have any names you were thinking of? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-08 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but that's boring. True, but old ladies come to mind first. No, not really. If I come up with a name then I usually remember a porno that had that name in it and then I can't name a cat that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-08 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Agreed. Man, how many pornos do you know? So I guess all the skanky names are out. You might have to pick a crazy name. Like Callisto or Devika. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-11 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Probably too many. And I didn't know a name could be skanky. Devikia is interesting. Where do you come up with this stuff? I'm so unoriginal when it comes to names. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-11 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's stereotyping, but girls with names like Courtney or Brittney just kinda set off the radar. Yeah? I thought so. And I'm not good with names either. I knew a chick named that once. She was cool. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, maybe you're right there. Dunno about Courtney, though, that doesn't seem too skanky. But Brittney definitely does. Blame it on Britney Spears. I've never met anyone named Devikia. Then again, I've never met anyone else named Ino or Suigetsu. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-14 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Dunno how many Courtneys you've known, though I do blame Courtney Love a bit. And yeah, Brittney Spears. Whatever happened to her, seriously. It's a unique name. Good for that cat or nah? And yeah, people around here seem to have pretty interesting names. No two seem to be alike, which is nice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but Courtney Love's less skank and more... crack-whore gone a bit stupid. Either way, I dunno if I'd name my cat that. Maybe, I've gotten a couple of name suggestions so now I'll actually have to think, damnit. And it's cool that so many people around here have strange names. ~~((It's because the Japanese are invading our porn studios whoashit!))~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-08-15 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, definitely no skanky names for the cat. Well, tell me what you decide to name her, cause I'm sure it'll be interesting. And it makes for writing reports easy enough. And ya can't confuse people with someone else. Unless they have uncanny resemblances to a lot of other people, which is a pain. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	unmotivated 2009-08-08 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Call her Perdita. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-11 07:27 am UTC (link)
	So where's that from, smart-ass? Some Greek tragedy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unmotivated 2009-08-11 09:29 am UTC (link)
	No, it's from Shakespeare. The Tempest. I think it's meant to mean 'lost one' or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-14 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Trust you to come up with an intelligent-sounding name from a Shakespeare play. Geeze, you're too smart, Shikamaru. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unmotivated 2009-08-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you could always go with the alternative and say it was from Disney or something if you don't want to sound pretentious. I just thought it was cute. You could call her Purrdy for short. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 03:10 am UTC (link)
	I might just have to do that. I can't have people thinking I'm one of those smart people who read Shakespeare for fun, or something like that. I might actually have to use that. It's kinda adorable, although very pun-ish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unmotivated 2009-08-16 10:26 am UTC (link)
	Neither am I, we studied it at school, remember? I have puns on the brain. Go figure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-17 04:13 am UTC (link)
	When you say 'we studied' I'm guessing you mean you studied? ...Or at least got closer to studying than I did. Buffy the Vampire Layer on your brain? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bone4you 2009-08-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's awesome of you to take in a stray like that. A lot of people wouldn't do something like that. I knew there was a reason I liked you. How about Lucky? Since that's obviously what she is to get such a sexy lady as yourself as an owner. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-11 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Besides my stunning good looks and charm, of course. But honestly, how could you not take her? I wonder what happened to her mother, too... Haha, I know, I know. But I kinda don't like names like Lucky or stuff like that. Too over-used. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-08-14 08:27 am UTC (link)
	Always so modest. Its another quality of yours I like. Hopefully she's fine. Don't use one of those hard names. Animals will learn their names much easier if its only two syllables, anything more and the chances of them learning it decrease. And it needs to be a word that's not commonly used around the house or you'll just confuse the shit out of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 03:04 am UTC (link)
	I know. People keep telling me I should take more credit for my accomplishments and not be so modest all the time, but I just can't help that I'm such a modest person. Is it really that much harder for them to have long names? ...wait. What's your dog's name, again? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-08-15 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Ha, of course you can't. They don't have the attention span. ...Akamaru, but that's a special case, okay? My dog's smart! ~~and I totally didn't know the name rule at the time~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Fine, ruin all my ideas. I find it kinda amusing your name's easier to remember than your dog's. Did your mother have a poor opinion of your attention span? ~~Sure, that's what they all say.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-08-15 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that was sharp. As long as something holds my interest I've got a fine attention span, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, that's what they all say. Did you at least learn your name before you were 10? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-08-15 04:57 am UTC (link)
	And then some. How knowledgeable were you at that age? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-15 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I think I just might have known my own name by age 10. Maybe, just maybe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pullinstrings 2009-08-09 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Damn thats a cute cat! I like cats too. I was thinkin about gettin one but I dunno. How much were the shots and shit? You should name it Butch. That way no other cats will mess with it. They'd be all, 'oh shit here comes Butch, act natural guys.' Yeah Butch would be a badass name. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	drown_in_blue 2009-08-11 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I think she says thank you, by the way she just walked over my laptop. It was a bit more than a hundred dollars for everything. Haha, maybe I would, but I'm not too sure Butch would work for a girl cat. Reguardless of how bad-ass she's gonna be. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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