Savannah Davies (jot_it_down) wrote,
@ 2013-07-09 13:24:00

I am so done with Witch Weekly.

WHO CARES ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT CHARLIE SPINNET PREFERS BOLOGNA OVER TURKEY SANDWICHES? This is seriously what they want me to write an article about.

I'd like to think I'm better than that. No offense to your eating preferences, Spinnet.

I need something smothered in chocolate, stat. My job is making me depressed.

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	spinnets 2013-07-09 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	BOLOGNA IS DISGUSTING! SALAMI ALL THE WAY! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-09 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	THIS WHOLE ARTICLE IS BOLOGNA. But Salami is delicious. Good choice. I'll be sure to tell your adoring fans. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	llewellyns 2013-07-09 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate! If you're miserable, do something about it! You're a great journalist, Sav! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-09 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	If it's smothered and chocolate and fried than I'll be happy. Like what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llewellyns 2013-07-09 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I can make it happen! As long as Drake does the dishes after! Like....I don't know! I've only ever played quidditch! You're a journalist! There's got to be other papers, magazines, so much more news to share! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-09 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Don't give me false hope, Carys. I need to drown my sorrows in saturated fat. And maybe some wine. What, you mean articles about lunch meat doesn't excite you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llewellyns 2013-07-09 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	It will be the most disgustingly delicious dinner you've ever had, I promise! YOU MAKE EVERYTHING AN ENJOYABLE READ! You'd probably ask better questions and get bigger scoops than the twits they have hanging around our locker room, that's for sure! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Only a true friend would help clog another friend's arteries. Well that's because most of the twits they send into the locker rooms don't know the first thing about Quidditch. I swear, I was reading an article about the Tornadoes and they referred to Mattias as a catcher and a Sumpter as a hitter. I CAN'T. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-09 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	PLOT TWIST: HE LIKES SALAMI. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fictitious 2013-07-12 10:17 am UTC (link)
	If that's the kind of scoop that makes headlines, I could provide you with tons of juicy details. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-12 10:19 am UTC (link)
	Does that mean you have explicit details on condiments and which type of bread he prefers? Details are key. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wadcock 2013-07-14 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Spinnet? No one cares. I, on the other hand, prefer pies over sandwiches. People should care more about that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	If there is anyone out there who doesn't agree that pies trump sandwiches, I will gladly write an article about them, seeing how the only way anyone could make such a terrible decision would be if they were mentally unstable. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2013-07-14 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	There is an article worth publishing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	The real debate is pie or cake? Hm. I could totally go for some cake right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2013-07-14 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	You know the answer to that already, cake obviously. I wish I could have cake, I miss cake. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-14 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Have you been banned from cake? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2013-07-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Self-imposed ban. Not as young as I use to be, can't eat cake for dinner and stay fit enough to fly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-14 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	A life without the option of having cake for dinner is not a life worth living. There's this thing called 'portion control', though I myself haven't mastered it yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2013-07-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, maybe when I retire I will let myself get fat. Do you think anyone will mind? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jot_it_down 2013-07-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Go for it. I don't think anyone would mind, though I don't think you'd be too keen on the idea of people stopping in the streets saying "My, that portly fellow looks an awful lot like Seth Wadcock..." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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