1957→
FEBRUARY: born
1968→
SEPTEMBER: begins Hogwarts education
1968→
SEPTEMBER: ELSIE ELSIE ELSIE!
1972→
AUGUST: named house prefect
1974→
AUGUST: NAMED HEADBOY!
1975→
JUNE: finishes Hogwarts education
1975→
JUNE: decides to not go on Grand Tour, moves in with Elsie instead
1975→
JULY: starts volunteering at wizarding equivalent of animal shelter while rotating prestigious internships set up by family (all of which he hates). just wants to become a magizoologist, but the fam poo poos it
1976→
DECEMBER: omg Max and Elsie become engaged sweet lambs
1977→
JUNE: Elsie and Max break up. he dies
1978→
JANUARY: travels to multiple third world countries. helps... build houses, educates children, animal healing, etc. etc. JUST REALLY CHARITABLE THINGS
1978→
JANUARY: first stop: Columbia! meets Guy Oberlin & Danielle Kettleburn
1979→
JANUARY Malaysia! Nora! maori tattoo
1980→
JANURY: Ethiopia! Nona!
1981→
JANURY: Nepal!
1982→
JANURY: Italy! Melania!
1983→
JANUARY: returns to England
1983→
JANUARY: gives away/donates substantial amount of trust fund/inheritance to charity. Parents are not pleased, but he is free from them because of it
1983→
FEBRUARY: begins working at Magical Menagerie
1983→
MAY: becomes Menagerie manager HOLLER
1984→
FEBRUARY: goes on rescue mission with Delilah and Nora to Istanbul!
1984→
FEBRUARY: infected with Valesco Virus in Istanbul
1984→
MARCH: HOME SWEET HOME
1984→
MAY: quits/asked to leave the Menagerie
1984→
JUNE: moves in with his GRACIOUS COUSIN Octavius
1984→
JULY: begins working at the Ministry in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures
1984→
AUGUST: moves in with Nora!
1984→
SEPTEMBER: moves in with Melania!
1984→
OCTOBER: becomes accidentally involved in some Comstock family drama; tells Melania about his Oliver/Nona parental fears... Oliver overhears. yikes.
1984→
NOVEMBER: MOVES BACK IN WITH OCTAVIUS FOR THE TIME BEING. YOU KNOW, TO GIVE THE COMSTOCKS SOME PRIVACY
1984→
DECEMBER: leaves Ministry job
1985→
JANUARY: begins animal healing program!
1985→
JANUARY: moves in with Melania
1985→
MARCH: world cup in nyc!!