Sin Queen (notanarrow) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2011-06-03 16:54:00

Celebrity Demands
I saw an interesting bit on tv about celebrities and demands. So...

If you were a celebrity, what would your backstage demands be?

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	the_element_son 2011-06-03 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Anything and everything would be delivered by women in bikinis with breasts no smaller than double d's. (Reply to this)

	dinosaur_jr 2011-06-03 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	A band lives on its staff. If I were a big enough celebrity to be making demands... the venue must provide free beer and steak dinners for all the roadies and sound crews once tear-down was done. (Reply to this)

	bobblehead 2011-06-03 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	But I don't want to be a celebrity! I want to do their hair and make up! (Reply to this)

	semievilgenius 2011-06-03 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	If any of my employees were jocks in high school than they'd have to be tansferred to laundry duty. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2011-06-04 11:15 am UTC (link)
	Are you referring to any athletes with that policy, or only the bully type? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	semievilgenius 2011-06-04 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	In my experience every athlete I met WAS a bully. I just came to associate them with that behavior. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2011-06-04 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, let me tell you your experience was highly abnormal. The football team in Keystone had plenty of very nice guys. As does the Cal team. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	semievilgenius 2011-06-04 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	With respect Ruth, and the possible threat of Jay coming after me for pointing this out, but you're a pretty girl. It's natural that they'd respond better to you than a skinny nerd. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2011-06-04 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for the compliment, but I don't appreciate the implications about Jay's integrity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	semievilgenius 2011-06-04 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, but I've learned from harsh experience what those bigger and stronger than you can do if you slight them, real or imagined. Not saying your boyfriend's like that, but these days I'm always prepared. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	atomic_legacy 2011-06-03 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	The crew would all have to wear platform shoes so I don't have to look down all the time. (Reply to this)

	effyouclown 2011-06-04 07:50 am UTC (link)
	That me and my tase-bots would be given free rein to deal with paparazzi. (Reply to this)

indie_minor
2011-06-04 11:20 am UTC (link)

DJ's is great, but the best celebrity demands are orchestrated to make sure someone's paying attention. In the contract, the midst of all the requirements for the stage in order that we can use our equipment safely, there would be a demand for some oyster crackers. If we show up and they don't give me my oyster crackers, then we know we can't trust them to care about the band or crew's safety.

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	hoperingsclear 2011-06-05 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	That curtains not be spread over anything. It is difficult to hear a wall with curtains on it. (Reply to this)

	pym_kitten 2011-06-07 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Pauline. :D But seriously, if I'm a celebrity and I'm backstage, I hope I'm doing last-minute checks on my designs before releasing their actually humanoid-shaped wearers onto the runway. ...okay, and maybe a pair of cute CMT's for halfway through and the end of the show. Artistic fashion genius is tiring. :) (Reply to this)

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