Auror Alastor Moody (vigilantauror) wrote,
@ 2008-02-20 11:07:00

February 20, 1979.
[Private]Stupid Death Eaters will stop at nothing. Did they really think I would fall for such an obvious trick? Well...they'll just have to try harder if they want to kill me. Really...a secret meeting with a woman? Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book. And using a muggle card to throw me off their scent? Very tricky, but I wasn't fooled. I know how their kind thinks. Probably imperioed some unwitting muggle to get it for them, then killed the poor bastard.[/Private]

I got a suspicious delivery on the fourteenth. Luckily, I was not fooled and destroyed it with a well placed hex.

My aurors need to learn from that. Do not trust your mail. You never know when someone might be trying to kill you or lure you into a trap.

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	auroared 2008-02-20 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	A deadly late Valentine? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Quite possibly. It was disguised as a note from a secret admirer. Asked me to meet her somewhere, obviously an attempt to get me alone and kill me. Any woman who was really interested in me would know not to be suspicious and secretive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-02-20 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	You are the cleverest man in all the land, Auror Moody. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you have better things to do than kiss my arse, Booth? Like your job, for example? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-02-20 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~Can't get a date, can't take sarcasm---~~ Yessir! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	~~Don't think I don't know what you're thinking.~~ Shut the hell up, Booth. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	You would think that he does, but no. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	And really, when he has an arse as gorgeous as yours to focus on, one wonders why he spends so much time kissing mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps a lack of foresight and the fact that my lab is down the hall. We may never know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I often wonder what you see in him. I would think you'd be more interested in someone with a fully functioning brain. It's pity, isn't it? Charity? Your good deed for the year? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, he has his good points. Now, he's no tall and strapping Quidditch player with flowing golden curls, but I did agree to marry him. That would be taking pity a bit far, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. He does. Sometimes he is quiet. Sometimes he leaves. Very good points. Tall, strapping Quidditch player with flowing golden curls? Well, at least now we all know what you're actually thinking about when you're shagging. Thank you for that. That is true. But then Ms. Evans took pity to the point of marriage with Mr. Potter, so it is possible. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, but Mr. Potter is quite the catch. Very much seeing the appeal. And I was referring more to my half of the date Erin and I purchased. Quite the looker, but Booth's more my type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Now, now, Avis. Don't go giving the boy a bigger head than he already has. Besides, I know Mrs. Potter. She hears you talking like that, she might claw your eyes out. She's a feisty one. Of course you are. Wink, wink. We'll tell Booth that's how it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say I'm much for younger men anyway, so she ought to know he's safe. You can tell him whatever you like. He's so cute when he's worked up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure Booth will be pleased to know that. That was more than I needed to know, Tremaine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, but if I were Booth telling you about me, it wouldn't be. I do believe that's sexist, Moody. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Not at all, Tremaine. I just prefer not to think of any of my aurors, male or female, having sex lives. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's very professional of you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, I am nothing if not professional. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-21 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missusprongs 2008-02-20 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I loved your valentine, Alastor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I am very glad you appreciated it, Lily. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	__frankish 2008-02-20 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	So--- we should never open anything that gets sent in the mail? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be an idiot, Longbottom. You just need to perform a series of spells to check for threats. And not trust anonymous letters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	__frankish 2008-02-21 12:46 am UTC (link)
	But what if it's a letter from a distant relative that I've met... oh, say once before but haven't seen for a while and... I am being rushed out the door, therefore almost literally forced to open it at once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 05:57 am UTC (link)
	You know, Longbottom, sometimes I really wonder how you make it through the day without someone reminding you of when to breathe. Because you are currently proving that you have all the intelligence of an inbred snail. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	__frankish 2008-02-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	An inbred snail? Really. I thought I'd at least be up to par with an incestuous frog. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amelias 2008-02-20 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	So, are you suspicious of letters from your friends as well? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, Bones. You never know if someone's been affected by the Imperius curse. It's always better to be cautious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	berkelisms 2008-02-21 01:59 am UTC (link)
	What if its shiny? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Questions like these really do lead me to wonder if the Ministry should instate a minimum intelligence score to become an auror. Of course, all of you would be barred from even entering training were that the case. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	berkelisms 2008-02-21 06:06 am UTC (link)
	It's a good question! Various surfaces and materials react differently to some spells, what if it's made of a shiny substance of unknown origin? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. You're officially more intelligent than Longbottom...not that that's saying much. And if that is the case, either get rid of it or bring it to me and let me handle it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosalies 2008-02-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Mr. Moody. You bring ~~paranoia~~ caution to a whole new level. (Reply to this)

	letspretendxo 2008-02-23 04:04 am UTC (link)
	You know it is so reassuring to know that our Ministry is on top of all matters requiring heightened security and constant vigilance. (Reply to this)

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