Written in 2005:

""Worf has been showing up in my dreams much much too much lately. I've been having dreams in which I give him hickeys. On his thigh. The inside. Next to his crotch. Then him going down on Han Solo.

I... I'm too shocked to be disturbed. Of course these dreams also involved Gay Pride Day at Disneyland where me and Sharice were an undercover handicapped gay couple. So maybe that has something to do with it.

I was so disturbed I drew a picture of Worf in Han's outfit. Correlian stripes and everything. Sharice just pointed and laughed. That made me feel better."

I swear to God, if I can find that picture...

mood: cynical