1: Type in "[Your name] needs" in Google search:
Jordan needs a middle name!?
My Comments: No I don't it's Oliver. Yeah. Laugh it up scuzbuckets. Jordan Oliver
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Jordan looks like a man in drag?
My Comments: I don't even....the other ones that came up on this were kind of funny too I just went with the first one.
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Pregnant Jordan does nude photo shoot at The Insider
My Comments: MPREG! I'm a classy
girl guy. I wouldn't post nude unless it was tastefully done.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Jordan hates lovers touching her boobs
My Comment: My man boobs are sensitive. Wow having a unisex name is turning out interesting for me. Who the hell is this Jordan slut though?
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Jordan goes Gangster
My Comment: I heard you're pretty gangsta....
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Jordan loves Chicago almost as much as he loves Nike
My Comment: I'm going to bet they are talking about Michael Jordan.
7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Jordan has secret affair with Gareth Gates.
My Comment: Who is he and is he hot?
8: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Jordan died at approximately 2:45 p.m. EDT on September 16, 2007, and a funeral service was held for him on Wednesday, September 19, 2007.
My Comments: I missed my own funeral?
9: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Joran won't wear Adidas
My Comment: I won't. It's true.
10: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Jordan can't read.
My Comment: THE HELL I CAN"
