Uchiha Izuna (last_to_know) wrote in itai,
@ 2009-10-28 07:29:00

Wanted: One brother who is not afraid to touch a little bit too low and a nephew who needs to be shown family love ♥

Please call me on 555-xxxxxx for applications.

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	vitiated 2009-10-28 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I think I know of an opening. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Do tell. I get so lonely without anyone around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 01:36 am UTC (link)
	The brother will probably molest you, though. Just a warning. He's a cockslut and an alcoholic. Will that do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that might be a bit too much of an extreme. The alcoholics are fine but a cockslut... hmm. How bad is it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 01:53 am UTC (link)
	I haven't really asked him, but ... I get the feeling he wouldn't know what to do with himself if he couldn't suck dick anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 02:03 am UTC (link)
	That shouldn't be something to hold against them. Everyone has their own quirks so I could deal with that. I think I like the sounds of this family. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 02:29 am UTC (link)
	It's two nephews though, you know. The other one's a poster child. So at least you can be proud and show him off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 02:49 am UTC (link)
	And make the other one feel left out? That's not how I do things. Poster child, problem child. It doesn't matter which one. A game of favorites is pointless. They will both need to be loved equally. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Everyone plays favorites. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I know that well which is why I refuse to do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Probably find something very productive to do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 03:11 am UTC (link)
	More drinking? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Possibly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-28 03:43 am UTC (link)
	I want an invite. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 04:01 am UTC (link)
	What if I say no? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Do you drink? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
	A social drink every once in a while. Nothing too extravagant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 03:01 am UTC (link)
	And when you socially drink, what do you prefer to have? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I don't have an exact preference but nothing too strong. Vodka. Cocktails. Stuff like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-10-28 03:16 am UTC (link)
	One final question. Will you cuddle me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-10-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	You aren't going to try and pinch fat rolls while your hugging are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)